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BikerPon3


Buttery waifu is best waifu.

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  • 15 weeks
    Update

    I know, it's been a while, but due to IRL stuff I don't have as much time for writing these days as I did last year.

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  • 42 weeks
    My GF joined FiMFiction

    She saw me writing my last blog post about the bike crash, and because she's awesome :rainbowdetermined2: she persuaded me to try and write something. I've got J'adore C-12 open in gdocs right now, and I'm going to make an effort to make some progress, even if it's only a little. It sucks to lose the bike, but I can't let it stop me from writing.

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  • 42 weeks
    Why No Updates?

    Long story short, I got hit by a car.

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    38 comments · 763 views
  • 59 weeks
    > tfw your self-insert fic gets even more self insert-y

    So, yeah, I ain't gonna lie—2014 me was all about writing myself into ponyland and giving myself a sweet AF superbike for good measure. Gotta get those waifus, right? What better tool than the throaty irregular firing growl of an IL4 pretending to be a V4?

    Well, fast forward to 2019 and BIG BANG!

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  • 66 weeks
    Songbird Sequel

    The first chapter of the sequel to AAwSS is here!

    Go check it out, eh?

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Jan
3rd
2019

> tfw your self-insert fic gets even more self insert-y · 10:22pm Jan 3rd, 2019

So, yeah, I ain't gonna lie—2014 me was all about writing myself into ponyland and giving myself a sweet AF superbike for good measure. Gotta get those waifus, right? What better tool than the throaty irregular firing growl of an IL4 pretending to be a V4?

Well, fast forward to 2019 and BIG BANG!

My new bike that I bought today ^^^

It doesn't have the fancy (and impossible) hybrid electric system Kye's ride does, not to mention it isn't turbocharged, (if it was, I'd probably be dead within a week) but I now own the cover bike of The Lone Rider, complete with twin carbon Akrapovic cans.

Feels fucking amazing. :pinkiecrazy:

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Comments ( 20 )

Sweet bike, big congrats on the purchase. :)

Now here's the most important question: What pony are you putting on it?

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I'd love to put a sticker of Flutters being cute on it, but let's be realists—that's not the world we live in. I'd rather it not end up in a brony cringe compilation... or on its side because some fucker has pushed it over. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Looks like you're having a great new year bro

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Put it on your helmet, then if someone gives you a hard time you can beat them to death with Kindness! :)

Now the only question is do I congratulate you or shake my head in shame?

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I've changed, man!

2014 me was a n00b. Self inserts are bad and I feel bad...

That's a lie, about feeling bad, at least. I just bought my dream bike. Shit is awesome. :rainbowlaugh:

Congratulations! She's a beauty. And that's a lot of pony power on two wheels. Have fun and, you know, stay safe! :twilightsmile:

That bike is going to appear in one of your stories isn't it?
Also... which pony are you going to put on it?
Inquiring minds need to know!!!

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which pony are you going to put on it?

None... but I might get a Fluttershy keyring. :yay:

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… I'll need to see this keyring before I believe it though... :trixieshiftright:
But what about... damn. What was her name? The Pegasus you saved from the Everfree in your... first I guess Biker story?
What was her name...

Dang, dude, that's awesome!

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It's been a while since I read the story so I couldn't remember the characters name. Sorry.

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She's Awesome! How does She Ride?

Also I hate to ask but are we gonna get any updates to your two stories soon? I am kinda Eager to read more!

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She's very twitchy compared to my last bike. The tiniest throttle inputs and she wants to pull my arms out. Not to mention the sound... very very loud. Sounds kinda like a v8 car to be honest. :rainbowlaugh:

As for updates—I'mma be working the rest of this week, but I have a few days off next week. Gonna try write some more horsewords then.

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Sounds like she doesn't want to be Tamed! Got a fight on your Hands there :pinkiehappy:

I have been thinking about getting a M1 License (It's the one you need to Drive any type of Motorcycle in California) is it worth it in your Opinion?

Also I can't wait for more Horsewords! Is it gonna be The Prettiest Pillar or J'adore?

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Hell yeah it's worth it! Riding is amazing! (and I'd imagine even better with that California sun) If you've never ridden before then I'd defo recommend you start small. I started on a 125cc about ten years ago and I'm so glad I did. Starting on bigger bikes is possible but it'll be a lot easier to learn on the smaller cc bikes, and they're a lot more forgiving when you make mistakes. (I crashed my 125... lol)

For example, this dude started on a cbr 954. It didn't end well:

Over the years I've worked my way up to the 1000cc mark (this is my second R1 I've owned) and I've had no major accidents, only a dumb drop here and there. :twistnerd:

As for the fics, I'm currently working on J'adore. I still have a bad case of writers block with TPP.

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I have Ridden before (Giggity) But mostly Dirt bikes though Back Woods, Nothing like Dogging trees at high speeds :pinkiecrazy:

Also I can't wait for the J'adore update and What has you blocked on TPP?

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Dirt bikes, eh? You should be fine then. Just don't go jumping on a litre bike right off the bat. They're a different animal.

As for TPP, ehh... I just need to throw together a plot for it.

I'll think of something eventually. :rainbowlaugh:

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HAH! likely hurts as much as Jumping off a unpowered Scooter going down hill, though a Bush, over a Rock and landing upside down against a car......Still surprised I didn't break anything :rainbowderp:

Well if you need a Sounding Board just ask, Character creation and Plots (Giggity) seem to be my thing :rainbowlaugh:

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