Dec
31st
2018
How I spent Christmas. · 3:31am Dec 31st, 2018
Me and my friends crashed a White Supremacist rally... Dressed as our college colors.... We went to Clown College. Not joking. We did it to corrupt their kids minds and make their lives hell by convincing their kids that only clowns have the right to be white, and to spread the universal message of laughter regardless of color, and that clowns are the true culture of the white world and what they need to be in order to be white.
We literally corrupted countless kids minds for the greater good.
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Captain Lunar · 183 views
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That's amazing
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I even rushed the podium and came out with this which I wrote down and memorized for this little stunt.
"ALL OF YOU CLAIM TO BE WHITE!? YOU ARE AS DARK AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON! A REAL WHITE PERSON IS A CLOWN! LOOK AT US! WE'RE AS WHITE AS AN EGGSHELL! LITERALLY! WE ARE EGGSHELL WHITE! YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR CLAIMING TO PROMOTE 'WHITE POWER' WHILE YOU FILL YOUR CHILDREN'S HEAD FULL OF LIES! TELLING THEM THEY ARE WHITE! THIS IS A CONGREGATION OF LIES! BETTER WERE THE DAYS WHEN WHITENESS CAME FROM BEING ABLE TO DANCE BADLY! HAVING POOR FASHION SENSE! AND BEING UNABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JAZZ AND BLUES! CHILDREN! JOIN ME AND MY BRETHREN! BECOME CLOWNS! EMBRACE THE ALL LOVING, ALL LAUGHING, ALL JOYOUS MOVEMENT OF THE CLOWNS OF THE WORLD! SPREAD LAUGHTER AND CHEER!"
And then the guards finally got past the barricade me and my friends managed to turn over and we got the hell out of there.
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"BETTER WERE THE DAYS WHEN WHITENESS CAME FROM BEING ABLE TO DANCE BADLY! HAVING POOR FASHION SENSE! AND BEING UNABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JAZZ AND BLUES!"
That is literally me.
4988339 We also swapped all the "white power" pamphlets with brochures for our college. Circus Center