The Church of Atom

>Spends hours creating a church in build-mode
>Decides to dedicate it to Atom, our Lord of Radiating Flame
>Writes a twelve page "Bible" in his name
>Invites everyone in server to join the first—and last—sermon
>Tells friend to log on for a reason
>Asks him to use his nuke codes when the time is right
>Five players show and sit in the pews (benches)
>Quotes the last sentence in an ominous tone
>"Praise be to the holy fire of Atom; may his nuclear embrace consume us all."
>Friend times it perfectly
>Fucking everyone's laughs
>Except for that one stickler who got pissed

>Doesn't matter, we all die in the name of Atom
>"Fucking worth it."

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[shadowshooter45]

>mfw I read this