Unlikely Alliance · 12:47am Dec 22nd, 2018
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I like crackshipping.
A contest specifically about crack-shipping crossovers and I still can't make Celestai/Prime a reality.
It’s a-me! MariDash!
This is relevant to my interests.
Welp, I entered. That's officially your fault now, for making me aware of that contest and for boosting my confidence with the last and, uhh... some third reason, give me a moment. Maybe something to do with Kirin Derpy.
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I like crack.
So, do we need to write the story or just give the idea?
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The contest details are in the link, but you are expected to write a story.
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Not on my list of drugs I want to try.
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Celestia/Optimus Prime? Tell me more...
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Can't I just give you one?
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Well, I'm not running the contest, so that wouldn't be especially productive. And I already have an idea for my prompt, though the offer is appreciated.
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Aye, I see well mine was gonna be
king dedede and princess luna I wouldn't even know how to start it. That's why I wanted to just give away my idea
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Well, Optimus Prime was a scholar before he was a prime, he has a ton of nerdy interests that Celestia would probably share.
Celestia has been the straight mare to an entire country for a thousand years, she'd appreciate having a chance to relax around someone.
Optimus has been stuffy and serious for a million-ish year, she'd help him lighten up.
Optimus would appreciate her more devilish sense of humor, but he won't turn it into a competition like, say, Discord would.
He'd love her for her loyalty.
She'd love him for his compassion.
I mean, I have no idea what the actual story would be like, but if they ever met they would get along really well.
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Maybe just have it in the background of a different story? "The princess's special somepony Orion" is just there in the Canterlot gossip circuit, though nopony's quite sure what he looks like, and the story goes on elsewhere, and then when the focus shifts back to Canterlot there's a red-and-blue semi in the castle gardens and everypony is afraid to say anything because Celestia's happily perched atop it and talking to it. And it's talking back.
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A story where Celestia going on a date with a Semi-Truck isn't a huge distraction is probably crack-ier than a straight up romance.
Though I could work with that— maybe a parody of the concept of a crossover, where Equestria is plagued by like a million of them at once? That'd be a big story, maybe they could have a whole subplot...
I could use Twilight!Rick even, and I've had a great moment for her in my head for ages.
Though that might be a bit dark. Deadpool's in a billion crossovers, and he's not as aggressively suicidal.