Out of Context Screenshot Theater #1313!

You know what? I'm not even gonna bother. This one's too easy.

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[Fusion Blaster]

Three seconds later Microchips realized he fucked up.

[Dandereshy]

"Hey ladies... this is what mine looks like."

[Spiritus Arcane]

The girls were not impressed by the size of his carrot.

[DragonRaiderX9]

Sunset was glad the school didn't hate her anymore, but she wished that the other students would stop trying to bait her with carrots. Really, she was better off without everyone knowing she used to be a pony.

[Flisky]

"If you think this is small, you should see my stick!"

[Jagafeh]

Damn in Microchip, with the size of those glasses maybe you should be eating your own carrot.

[Jetto]

"Uh, what is that supposed to be?"
Sunset: "H-how did you know about Equestrian Mating Rituals?"
"A what now?"
Sunset: "You, me, janitors closet after school. Bring more carrots."
"No, seriously, what..."
Sunny: "Sorry, you can't join this one unless he brings an apple."
"What is going on!?"
Microchip: "Sweet! You can google just about everything!"

[FanOfMostEverything]

"No, horsey does not want a carrot."
"I can get sugar cubes."
"So can I, Microchips. I'm still the girl who dominated and later saved your mind."
"Let him have this, Sunset. He's not going to stop trying."
"It's true, I'm not."
"Ugh..."

[Claw in Cursive]

Sunset: THAT is just a STEREOTYPE and you should be ASHAMED for even trying this, you SPECIESIST PRICK.

Micro Chips: I-I'm only trying to promote good eye health...

[Stone Tree]

Microships: "How much for a lap dance?"
Trixie: "The gteat and powerful Trixie would never perform such an act!"
Microships: "I can pay you in carrots."
Trixie: "What th-"
SS: "WE WILL DO IT!!!"

[ShadowLDrago]

You know what? I'm not even gonna bother. This one's too easy.

I can't recall that ever having stopped you before.

[FanOfMostEverything]

As a side note, I'm kind of sad that I can't think of a good Munsters reference for #1313. (Nick at Nite was a significant part of my childhood.)

[pabrony]

Microchips: "Will you do a porno with Trixie? I'll pay in carrots."

Trixie: "The Great and Powerful Trixie would love-"

Sunset: "No means no. I'm NOT doing a porno with anyone."

Microchips: "But Pinkie said-"

Sunset: "I told you before, Pinkie can get her own porn."

(Callback to my comment on from OOCS #1310)

[Macgyver644200]

"Can I put this inside you?"

[Jetto]

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Sunset: "YOU PERVERT!"
Microchips: "No, I mean in your mouth."
Sunset: Oh, that's better... no, wait, that's still bad!"

[Anon E Moose]

Typically you try to woo a girl with flowers, not vegetables!

[Blaze3713]

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What if the vegetables are the flower of the plant?

[DashEight]

“Look Chips, Twilight Sparkle doesn’t roll outta bed for just anyone. If you want her for the robotics competition then you gotta go through me, and you better make it worth my while, capiche?”

“Oh, I got something I think you’ll love to get your mouth on...”

“What!? Out of all the speciest things I’ve ever!! Just because I grow pony ears doesn’t mean I... why, I oughta... how many can you get?”

“Carrot Top is my cousin.”

“...Fine, you’ve got yourself a deal.”

“The Great and Powerful Trixie is also open to bribes!”

[Wanderer D]

"Hey Trixie, you dropped this!"

[Mnemonic_Horse]

When asked to produce a size reference for himself, Microchip's example was less than favorable. Suffice to say "micro" wasn't just a part of his name.

[Th3M4nW1thN0N4m3]

It looks like he’s trying to bribe her to do his work for him.