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Dec
13th
2018

Out of Context Screenshot Theater #1312! · 7:30am Dec 13th, 2018

"Come on in, girls! I'm just about done with Bulk Biceps' gonorrhea!"


Unrelated randomness:
"Man, you know I ain't got no same bitch for no 8 years! You KNOW I ain't got no same bitch for no 8 years! Nigga what you think this is, Discount Ho Mart?"
(Don't ask for context for this, because I don't even have context for it.)

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:pinkiehappy: "Hey Nurse, how about a more personal examination?"

Redheart: "Honestly, I was performing a hernia check for his sports physical."

Bulk: "My weiner got big."

needless to say, there were more then a few awkward moments once the discovery that Nurse Redheart and Bulk Biceps/Snowflake were apparently cousins became public knowledge...

Teacher: "He needs a prostate examination"
Bulk: "YEA-... wait WHAT!!??"
Redheart: "This is the reason I became a nurse"

Looks at opining post. Ponders if they meant curing of or giving to...

"Oh. Wonderful. One of the girls who grow horse ears. What's wrong, aside from the obvious?"

Redheart: "Scandal? What scandal? There are no scandals here, right?"
Bulk: "YEAH!... I mean, no, there are no."
Redheart: "See? No sex scandals here, move along" Nailed it!

Zef

"Performance drugs? N-no! Nobody here sells performance drugs, no, of course not! That be would be illegal!"

Redheart: What they say? About Bulk Biceps? (in a loud stage whisper) It's true!

"Good morning, everyone! Welcome to your first sex ed class!"

"I don't think I can do this..."

“So, like, you’re just about done treating his gonorrhea, or....”

He was just a patient. And I gave him the same treatment I give all my patients.

Is that why you...

All my patients!

TFW the principal walks into the room wearing a 12inch strap on.

4980484

“You’re fine. Here, take this pamphlet. ‘Anthromorphism, Superpowers and You: A Guide to Magical Adolescence.’ Next patient, please!”

4980506
You don’t get gonorheea from steroids.

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