Okay, uh... how do I begin this? Well, I suppose I should start with the obvious. Yes, I've been distracted. If you follow me on Archive that should be obvious. And if you don't, you totally should btw. Yes, I'm shameless.
4970119 A Darwin award should be invented for whoever made this, and whoever eats this. For this is truly a work of criminal stupidity. Or just criminal.
Wow.
Wow!..that is America to 1000%
I'd eat it if it wouldn't kill me.
4970073
Nope, needs more Ak-47s, Fireworks, and a great big-ass Bald Eagle. Maybe a bikini-clad woman. And a tank.
4970074
Your case of hypercholesterolemia then.
4970076
Good point.
4970081
...And I'm American, might I remind you.
Where do you find these?!
I felt my arteries clog just looking at that picture and I am in decent health!
4970085
Discord in this case.
4970086
Same.
4970087
Where is is sold I mean.
4970092
I don't know, and I don't want to.
Not gonna lie, this looks like something I'd gladly pay $15 for.
4970083
As am I, yet this image practically screams "Look at me! I'm American made!!"
4970099
And not in a good way.
4970096
Okay, it's your stomach and your intestines who will be swearing at you...
4970115
Yep! This thing is a heart attack waiting to happen.
4970119
A Darwin award should be invented for whoever made this, and whoever eats this. For this is truly a work of criminal stupidity. Or just criminal.
4970122
Nope! Just stupidity! Varying levels of Stupidity.
Oh gosh! So many American classics put together!
Put the fries on the side, no ketchup, and I'll gladly eat this deliciously crazy creation of food!
4970195
...You are nuts.
I’ll eat this as long as the fries are on the side