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  • 1 week
    Thanksgiving Story

    So, for those of you who didn't know, I made a Thanksgiving story 6 years ago.
    Actually, the funny thing is, I only made it a Thanksgiving story in general so that the story aprrovers would allow it in the first place.

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    6 comments · 31 views
  • 2 weeks
    Why you should read Magical Girl Trixie

    That is all.

    2 comments · 64 views
  • 4 weeks

    As I'm writing these words, it's almost 3:30 AM and I'm still at work. When the day is over, I will have worked 74 hours this week over the past 7 days. Next week it looks like I'll be working 58, again over the course of 7 days.

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    7 comments · 93 views
  • 5 weeks
    I did a Halloween story

    So I did a Nightmare Night themed story a couple years back. You guys should read it. It's a clop between Countess Coloratura and Diamond Tiara. I think it turned out pretty good.

    The story is called "Stars Only Come Out At Night"

    4 comments · 66 views
  • 7 weeks
    Feeling salty. Might delete later. Idk tho

    So I just finished the series finale of the show, and if you haven't watched it yet, SPOILERS!

    Is everyone who hasn't seen it yet gone? Good. Let's talk about it for a minute.

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    14 comments · 196 views

Commissions information · 7:37pm Nov 1st, 2018

Hello, my beloved subjects!
Get hyped, because I am now opening up commissions!
First, let me start off by stating that I will write anything you ask.
Of course, there will always be exceptions to that rule, but I legitimately can't think of anything off the top of my head.
You want me to write a clop about Flimflam and Zecora? Done. You want me to write a comedy about Rainbow Dash trying to be useful? Done. You want me to write about pregnant principle poopy pants? I've already done it, which should prove to how many lengths I will go to make you happy.
Plus, if you're not happy with the story, I will rewrite it at no additional charge until you're satisfied!

So, here are my rates:
$10 per 1,000 words up to 5k.
$11 per 1,000 words AFTER 5K up to 10k.
For a story longer than 10k, send me a PM and we'll negotiate.
For instance, if the story ends up being 3,400 words long, I will charge $30. I only charge for the number that comes before the comma. If a story ends up being 7,500 words, I will charge $72. $50 for the first 5k words and $22 for the 2k words after that.
If you'd like it ghost-written (meaning I will not post it anywhere and you may do what you'd like with it), there will be an additional $15 charge. Just as a side note, however, if you want a clop with human or anthro characters under the age of 18, this will have to be ghost-written so that I can abide by fimfiction's rules.

Be sure to contact me if you have any questions. I can't wait to be your own personal writer!

Examples of previous commissions:

Sunsets and Moonlight

Pressing Your Buttons

The 14th Day

Solitary Female Time

Joint Custody

Pregnant Principle Poopy Pants

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Comments ( 1 )

Personally, I'd love to see a continuation of "The Sweetie Clop Chronicles." I felt the latest chapter ended on a cliffhanger/sour note. Unfortunately, I have no way of paying you. :applecry:

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