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Knackerman


I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

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  • 10 weeks
    Nightmare

    Had a weird dream where Candy Mare was meticulously making these caramel fudge cookies, just drizzling layer after layer of caramel and fudge and for some reason it was low key the most sinister thing in the world. Like, it went beyond merely foreboding and was outright harrowing. There were these solid black things crowded around her just giggling away as she made these baleful no-bake cookies.

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  • 32 weeks
    Thanksgiving

    The official end of Spooky Time and the start of Xmas Time in the U.S. (Yes, there have been 'holiday' decorations up since before Halloween, shhhh.)

    As everyone gathers together to slather gravy on burnt bird meat, I can't help but giggle manically about things that are yet to come.

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    16 comments · 275 views
  • 37 weeks
    The Curse of the Candy Cult

    Been long enough since this was published I thought I'd talk about this story now. For those who haven't read it yet or who are still in the process of reading, there will be spoilers, so if that's something you care about just come back and read this blog post later if you are interested.

    The Start

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  • 38 weeks
    *sigh*

    That feel when somebody blocks you because they were misrepresenting your work as a plagiarization of another work and they claimed you were trying to 'pick a fight' when all you were doing was pointing out how neither works have anything in common beyond a single characters name, and even that only partially.

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  • 88 weeks
    The Candy Mare Challenge

    I have no idea how widespread this is, but apparently some kids are daring each other to stand in front of a mirror and say 'Candy Mare' five times in the dark.

    Apparently if you do she shows up and eats you.

    First off, if you aren't in your teens you probably shouldn't know what the Candy Mare is.

    But this is too fricken adorable!

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Oct
31st
2018

The Candy Mare Challenge · 3:28am Oct 31st, 2018

I have no idea how widespread this is, but apparently some kids are daring each other to stand in front of a mirror and say 'Candy Mare' five times in the dark.

Apparently if you do she shows up and eats you.

First off, if you aren't in your teens you probably shouldn't know what the Candy Mare is.

But this is too fricken adorable!

I love it. I wonder if they are basing this off Bloody Mary or the movie Candyman? (two things nine year olds should not know about.)

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Comments ( 11 )

my 8-year-old cousin knows what a threesome is, I think 9-year-olds knowing about some old creepypasta isn’t much of a stretch. Also, it is indeed based off of Blood Mary

I am not trying that! She scares me!

This just goes to show what an influence your stories and character have made. REALLY needs a TV Tropes page or something. Happy Halloween, btw. :pinkiecrazy:👻🎃

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Oh I’m not surprised about kids reading my work, the fandom does attract a younger audience even though it’s characterized as all middle-aged men.

More I was wondering if they had seen the movie Candyman since that seems to be the most likely source for the ‘day the name 5 times’ thing comes from, as with Bloody Mary it’s usually 3 times. I suppose it wouldn’t be surprising if some kids had heard of Bloody Mary but Candyman is a bit more esoteric.

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Thanks! And happy Halloween to you too!

Well that's new. 🤔

Hek
Hek #7 · Nov 1st, 2018 · · ·

children have gotten less innocent in the years since I was a kid
given that wasn't too long ago, but kids know stuff I didn't know until I was like, 13 at like 9

id u disable comment because of me.sorry I was just so in to ideas and I have an overeactive imagination

Candymare, I'm willing to bet.

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