THE BEST GIFT EVER (Review) · 4:39pm Oct 28th, 2018

A bit early to be viewing stuff like this, but then again, when Halloween comes Christmas isn't far away...

Still, it's MLP... gotta be ruthless about this.

THE BEST GIFT EVER

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Ah, rhymes... I like, and it helps me defend Rhymey more against all those butt-hurt haters (A rhyme is a rhyme, period. You cannot simply bitch about one from of rhyming from ONE character and be all for the rhyming of another)

-No damage

*Sighs* Twilight and her obsessive "Everything must be perfect" shows her lack of reality.

-200

LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800

Hmmm, Applejack's idea sure is smart, so I won't penalize her, but of course there is the old fashioned cheap way; When you can't think of what to get anyone, just give them money instead. That way THEY can go buy the gift they want with the money YOU gave them... so in a way, YOU still gave it to them.

-No Damage.

*Sighs* "We just need to put every pony's name is this hat."

...Spike's not a pony. I warned you the penalty of saying things like that.

LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 7300

UGH!! Pinkie's Squealing!!! A characteristic I DO NOT LIKE!!! (And do not wish characters I make have much of)

-200

LIFE POINTS: 7300 -----> 7100

Oyivay!! Spike is STILL thinking his big Crush on Rarity is secret?!!! I tell you, these miserable creeps just never learn a thing, and we're supposed to learn from them? Ha! Not to mention he is being rather dumb, even though they all AGREED to get ONE Pony a gift doesn't mean he can't get a gift for Rarity anyway. This whole thing was just to ease the stress. If you still want to get gifts for everyone, fine.

-200

LIFE POINTS: 7100 -----> 6900

"Ohh, I couldn't pick just one... it would hurt the other food's feelings."

...?!!

No seriously... Fluttershy? That is the richest thing I've ever heard you say... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ahem!

-200 points (for ridiculousness)

LIFE POINTS: 6900 -----> 6700

And Rainbow's being a dodo head, such an obvious giveaway.

-200

LIFE POINTS: 6700 -----> 6500

Wow, breaking the rules of the pact huh, by revealing your secret receiver? I smell trouble coming...

-No damage... yet

Of course... DICK-CORD... I mean... Discord.

-200 (Just cuz I don't like him. The single most pathetic character I've ever seen in ANY cartoon)

LIFE POINTS: 6500 -----> 6300

Eeyup! Saw that coming with Spike, you spent all that time wanting Rarity, and never bothered to think what to get for her. Reminds me of the time in Starfleet Season 3, he wanted to get Celestia something special for her birthday, but then again... what do you get a for a Pony Queen who already has practically everything?

-No damage.

Wow! That must be the first time I've heard the phrase "ANY DRAGON" maybe there's hope for these ponies yet? (What am I saying? Of course there isn't)

-No damage

*Headdesk* Flim and Flamm... of course.

-No damage

And Derpy hooves too, and she's actually SPEAKING?!!!

This one I will give damage... because I never liked her and people yaking about her.

-200

LIFE POINTS: 6300 -----> 6100

Discord: "I have half a mind..."

Me to Discord: "...Don't flatter yourself"

Oh, Twilight!!!!!!!!!! You're even worse than Spike! You're spending all this time CONTEMPLATING what to get, you won't have TIME to actually GET IT.

-200

LIFE POINTS: 6100 -----> 5900

Well well, Twilight's getting frazzled and INSANE. Looks like my Darkness of Dimensions ISN'T off the mark after all... since Twilight IS capable of going INSANE which she has done many times in canon.

-No damage

?!!!!!! CADANCE!!!! YOU--- YOU...!!!!

-1000

LIFE POINTS: 5900 -----> 4900

Hmm, Reindeer... bound happen eventually. Hey, and they're rhyming too... COOL

-No damage

One of Rarity's few generous moments, yet it won't make up that she's the biggest pain of the mane cast.
-No damage

-Twilynanas... I will remember that, and so should YOU!!

-No damage there, but you do lose 200 points for not keeping an eye on Flurry Heart.

LIFE POINTS: 4900 -----> 4700

Eeyup... I sensed it a hundred miles away; Trouble has happened. It took a little longer than I thought, but it's happened.

-No Damage