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"If everything existed forever, then life wouldn't be so precious... It would be like a neverending winter—cold, weary and so very alone." -From 'Winter's Horizon' by DemonBrightSpirit

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    Epic Pony Rap Battles of Equestria!

    Just thought I'd share one of my favorite pony videos:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!!

    Iron Will! VERSUS Zecooooora...BEGIN!

    Iron Will: Get back fruity stripe it's about to go down
    Make way for the Greatest Motivator around!

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Oct
25th
2018

Epic Pony Rap Battles of Equestria! · 9:50am Oct 25th, 2018

Just thought I'd share one of my favorite pony videos:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!!

Iron Will! VERSUS Zecooooora...BEGIN!

Iron Will: Get back fruity stripe it's about to go down
Make way for the Greatest Motivator around!
Iron Will's the name training ponies is my game
and my beat will hit you harder than the grill of a train!
You got your feet full of peat
I got rock hard abs
So just crawl back in your hut
And keep cookin' your hash
I'll be layin' you out with my 12 step course
'Cause there's more than one way to skin a jive-talkin' horse!
Ooo you talk in tongues
They think you're a freak
Imma school you real fast, but it won't come cheap!
Bringin' the pain in the name of the great Iron Will
You got served Miss Cleo
Now I'm servin' you the bill!

Zecora: HA HA HAAAA....
Have you gone mad? Don't be wastin' my time
Do you dare challenge ME to a battle of rhyme?
My advice is sage, all you do is gloat!
At least I never ride the backside of a goat!
Are you feelin' shy? Come look me in the eye
You'll never beat ME but you're welcome to try
I'm the very last mare you want to provoke
Your mighty pecs will be hexed by my Poison Joke!
You fool of a bull lookin' stuck in like a tool
I don't mean to be cruel but you're gonna lose
I'm gonna wipe away the years of the dread cutie pox
But nopony can help ya numb-skull full of rocks!

Iron Will: You blow voodoo smoke while I'm bringin' results
I can motivate the plot of any mare and colt!
Cut the witch doctor crap and let me take the lead
I'll show you how it's done
Satisfaction guaranteed!
I hate to be you, now you done rattled my cage
I turn shy little ponies into balls of rage!
You're gonna straight LOSE when I blow my fuse
You wanna rap against ME? Then I'll wrath against YOU!

Zecora: Big talk from a thug who got beat by a tree
Throw your tantrum boy, it don't matter to me!
You think you can survive these neck of the woods?
You're in Everfree now and this here is MY hood!
I'm a rhyming enchantress with spell-binding dances
Go back to your maze 'cause you run out of chances
I'll tear you anew and when I am through
I'll serve you in a pot of my boiled beef stew!

Who won? Who's next? YOU decide!
Epic! Pony! Rap Battles of Equestria!

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Comments ( 1 )

Iron Will was winning until Zecora opened her mouth.

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