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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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  • 3 weeks
    You can't stay, no you can't stay...

    How's it feel when there's
    Time to remember?
    Branches bare like the
    Trees in November...

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  • 13 weeks
    Quite ugly one morning

    Don't the sky look funny?
    Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    From the Dawn's early light?

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  • 13 weeks
    Like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain

    With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly

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  • 17 weeks
    Christmas 2023 be like

    Dracula playing poker with Santa.

    Says it all, really...

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  • 18 weeks
    Monty Python's Life of Rocky Horror Superstar

    feat. Joel Smallbone as Biggus Dickus

    This looks like a nine-deck, four-funnel, single-hulled production colliding with an iceberg of bad decisions.

    On the other hand, everybody onboard seems to be having fun with it. 'Tis the season!...

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Oct
22nd
2018

"For those of you who tuned in today expecting to see the President of the University of Vermont..." · 11:56pm Oct 22nd, 2018

"...this...is not him."

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Comments ( 3 )

I loved that show! Bob Newhart was one of the funniest comedians ever!

Can I bring my mini-horses to BronyCon ?

Newhart had the best comedic timing, and specialized in the 'talking to idiots' genre. I have all of his albums (you know those vinyl discs that make noises)

(makes a mental note to write a tiny ponies/Harry Potter crossover)

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"Hello, I'm the pilot of your new Boeing 707 jetliner, and I've let my co-pilot Fred handle the controls while I've come back here to answer your questions about this marvelous new aircraft. Who's first?...Yes, you ma'am...

"...what?...

"...I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up--I can't hear you over the noise of the engines...

"...oh, that's okay: they've stopped...

"...

"...um, Fred?..."

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