In case you wanted more lies...

I have a few responses to that last meme that I gave in response to some friends' questions on Facebook. . .

What drives you in everyday life?

Hedonism, the desire to be better than everyone, and an unwavering addiction to caramel cremes.

Who is Best Pony?

Svengallop. I’m gay for him as he’s the picture of positive masculinity.

What is best in life?

The best in life is listening to a software that emulates Morgan Freeman's voice attempt read "Portnoy's Complaint" as I wash clothes manually using a washing board and a bathtub.

so THATS HOW you got that ripped upper body daniel

Nope. That’s just from all the regular exercise I perform.

Aren’t reaction videos the funniest thing ever?

Of course. Jinx is the only YouTuber I watch out of all of them, including myself.

Isn’t The Room the single WORST movie ever made?

I didn’t watch it long enough to formulate an opinion. However, i’m pretty sure the title of "worst movie ever made" belongs to The Blind Side.

The Shawshank Redemption SUCKS

That’s another movie I have seen.

What’s the most annoying thing you’ve ever come across?

The fact that people who chew with their mouth open are constantly aware of it and conscientious of it, so they promptly stop as soon as they realize that they are doing it, often without any outside input at all. I yearn to listen to those succulent mastication noises.

What is your greatest achievement?

My PSSA scores.

In other news, I got to play Cards against Humanity last night with a few of the members of the Creator's Guild. I managed to win 2 out of the 3 games we played. They fought to avoid answers they suspected to be mine, but to no avail! My wit and luck of the draw were still too strong last night!

Or do I need help, given my successful track record in this game?