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Majin Syeekoh


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Oct
15th
2018

Guys. · 8:25pm Oct 15th, 2018

I have a very important question.



Will you touch my moose?

He's very lonely.

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Comments ( 38 )

*Touches Moose*

It doesn't eat people does it?

No thank you.

That poor moose needs a hug.

4953623 It totally needs a hug!

not unless it has soft hooves.

4953620
A møøse ønce bit my sister...

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..... I have already touched it tho brother.

Only if it's a tame moose. Some mooses have no manners.

Wow, this is actually the least insane thing you've said or done!!

I will gladly touch your moose!!

R u a moose molestor Majin.

Only if it doesn't bite or maul.

*carves initials on moose with the sharp end of an interspace toothbrush*

Is it chocolate?

Good moose. Nice moose.

Ahhhhh. Nice moose..... Nice moose......

Ahhhhhh..... (starting to run)

Majin!!!!!!. Save Me!!!!

There are few things in life more deserving of touching than a lonely moose.

*touches moose vehemently*

This is a trap, isn't it?

I feel like it's a trap.

Does anyone else feel like it's a trap?

The only mousse I touch is made of chocolate.

I'm getting too young for this :trixieshiftleft:

No. I don't know where that thing's been.

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You fool! That moose has already been touched! D: Get a clean one.

Yes, but only with my orangutan.

MOOSE ARE THE ENEMY *shoots it*

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Moose are not the enemy, they just don't like people because of what humanity has done to them.

4953762
Fun fact. Meese are very deadly when you run them over. They crush your car.

Back off, ya hoser. Moose'r vicious, and that's no joke, eh.

4953629
Møøse bites cän be pretti nästi.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

Look at your moose!
Your moose is amazing!

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