Guys. · 8:25pm Oct 15th, 2018
I have a very important question.
Will you touch my moose?
He's very lonely.
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
I have a very important question.
Will you touch my moose?
He's very lonely.
*Touches Moose*
It doesn't eat people does it?
No thank you.
No. Thanks
That poor moose needs a hug.
4953623 It totally needs a hug!
not unless it has soft hooves.
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A møøse ønce bit my sister...
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..... I have already touched it tho brother.
Only if it's a tame moose. Some mooses have no manners.
Wow, this is actually the least insane thing you've said or done!!
I will gladly touch your moose!!
R u a moose molestor Majin.
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Only if it doesn't bite or maul.
Nö bröther
*carves initials on moose with the sharp end of an interspace toothbrush*
Is it chocolate?
Good moose. Nice moose.
Ahhhhh. Nice moose..... Nice moose......
Ahhhhhh..... (starting to run)
Majin!!!!!!. Save Me!!!!
There are few things in life more deserving of touching than a lonely moose.
*touches moose vehemently*
This is a trap, isn't it?
I feel like it's a trap.
Does anyone else feel like it's a trap?
The only mousse I touch is made of chocolate.
I'm getting too young for this
No. I don't know where that thing's been.
You fool! That moose has already been touched! D: Get a clean one.
Yes, but only with my orangutan.
Moosen!
Only if you'll touch mine.
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Hugs moose
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MOOSE ARE THE ENEMY *shoots it*
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Moose are not the enemy, they just don't like people because of what humanity has done to them.
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Fun fact. Meese are very deadly when you run them over. They crush your car.
Back off, ya hoser. Moose'r vicious, and that's no joke, eh.
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Møøse bites cän be pretti nästi.
Yea please.
Moosenis
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
Look at your moose!
Your moose is amazing!