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  • Friday
    Cancelling The Enchanted Carousel, restarting as a new story

    Hi all!

    I've already made the announcement in other places, so I figured I might as well do it here, too, to cement the change.

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  • 1 week
    Hiatus on Story + Thoughts

    Hi all!

    Just letting you know this story will be hiatus'd for a bit.

    Not because I'm not writing anymore, but because life got in the way so I wasn't able to finish it all in a fugue state as I wanted, and the reality is right now... I am not in the headspace necessary to write it.

    Though, since I'm not doing that, I do at least want to talk about it.

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  • 4 weeks
    Okay, here we go.

    As some folks may know or have seen, I'm currently working on a story that is very important to me. It is still not finished, and will likely be updating in the next following days because I want to write it and get it done in one go.

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  • 16 weeks
    Quick Note re: contacting me!

    Hi all!

    I hope you're doing well.

    I've been meaning to say this for a while, but keep forgetting because my life has been a dumpster fire for the past year, but I did post a fic today so now's a good time as any!

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  • 24 weeks
    Re-uploaded Someone To Hold On To as a complete oneshot

    Hello!

    Just wanted to get ahead of any confusion for anyone following this story to say that I ended up doing a speedrun of the entire thing and then deleted the old chapters and just posted the entire complete story as a new chapter.

    That was it.

    I hope you have been well!

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Oct
8th
2018

My RariTwImortal · 8:57pm Oct 8th, 2018

I wrote a RariTwi themed My Immortal parody (and by parody i mean edited copy/pastes) as a joke in a server and the people spoke (slight warning for swear words)



fangs u guys!!! UNLESS UR POSERS

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Comments ( 39 )

I have witnessed the divine this day.

Fank u for this gret story!!!1!11
I hop u cantinue!!!1 :raritystarry::raritywink::duck::twilightsmile:

I like the part where she talks about how hot blueblood is and she wishes they were related, because she's into that I guess.

While this is obviously good stuff, I was expecting something more like horizon's parody? This one just reads like My Immortal with tweaked descriptions (purple instead of red/ebony) and swapped names. I had a laugh, though. Fangs for sharing.

...I know I'm taking this too seriously but that's just what I do.

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it's literally that lmao

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(and by parody i mean edited copy/pastes)

I feel so old and out of touch. And maybe like a poser.

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its ok har, you may be a poser but i still love u

My BRAIN! :pinkiecrazy: Ouch.

/posur

Needs more description of clothes. I understand that you had to make it sleeker for the earth ponies, but you missed out on important stuff.

Crikey. This is some interesting stuff ya got here. I'm both honored and having a hard time keeping a straight face now. Also, to the good folks in your chats (lookin' at you, Arcc), please keep encouraging her this is amazing

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Well, this is what I get for diving right into the RariTwimmortal. Whoops!

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERBUKERS!"

It was...........

Celestia!

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Really though, My Harshwhinnial is a pretty dang high bar, and there is no shame in being lesser than it.

Hm... apparently My Immortal wasn't referencing the song. Is this a reference to a fanfic so bad it is eternally carved into reality like Full Life Consequences?

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Yes, yes it is. It also is the origin of the term "Draco in leather pants".

I read only the first paragraph and I had enough :pinkiesick:
That was some super edgy level shit xD

By the way can someone link me to the original? I kind of want to see it...

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Ah, perhaps it was a bad comparison, then? I was thinking of a complete spoof, y'know?

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I read up until chapter 2.
This is me right now.
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For those interested in self-flagellation, I present this:

https://m.

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Its an infamously bad Harry Potter fanfic, so increasingly bad some suspect it was done on purpose. Its the epitome of 'clueless 12 year old writes a self insert that is awesome at everything and anyone he doesn't like is evil, and anyone they like is heaven's gift on earth, no matter what actually happened.'

What the hell, mono.

"OMFG, I saw you talking to Twilight Sparkle yesterday!" she said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.

"Do you like Twilight?" She asked as we went out of the Draconequus common room and into the Great Hall.

"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.

HOW WAS I ABLE TO PICTURE THAT IN MY MIND SO EASILY????? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

10/10 Would wear fishnets again.

As a side note, I wonder who would play the part of Vampire?

I am so happy this has been share with the world.

..............................................................................What. :rainbowderp:

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To capture the full scale of how bad My Immortal is, is beyond my abilities. However, we shall make an attempt.

Link to the story

While the spelling and grammar in chapter 1 is awful, the writer gets into a fight with her friend and editor (yes, amazingly these first initial chapters are supposedly edited) and due to this it gets even worse around chapter 16.

Said Editor's Mary Sue character gets expelled from Hogwarts in that chapter as well.

Chapter 39 is supposedly a hack? No one is really quite sure but the author claims it wasn't her who wrote and published the chapter, and instead claims her account got hacked. Despite this on the intial story the chapter was never deleted.

The writer also starts to add in what she claims is Japanese writting with the help of another friend. This goes as well as expected when her English is this bad.

The writer's real name is Tara. This was revealed not by herself but instead by the fact that at multiple points in the story, other characters call 'Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way,' Tara.

The story not only ignores physics, (which given the setting isn't a big deal) but also basic reality, for example having two characters laying under a tree, and leaning against a tree while having sex. Not only will this being in 2 positions at the same time happen in the one paragraph but actually in the same sentence.

The story is actually 3.9% Ellipses due to her habit of stringing them together (4950693 probably didn't meant to show what I mean, but its convenient. She will actually use stuff like this mid sentence and multiple times a paragraph.)

The story has large sections of it devoted to fashion and her favorite bands....as in between the two discussing bands and people's current make up 49.2% of the story (according to Encyclopedia Dramatica so take it with a pinch of salt.)

The writter also is a big fan of lemons....but seems to pre-censor her writing. For example:

"He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."

Capitalization can change not only mid sentence but mid word.

The author makes up her own Adverbs and uses real adverbs at times that really REALLY don't make sense.

The author and the editor fight repeatedly in the Author's Notes. Whether they shared the Fanfiction account or if the uploader forgot to edit out the note that insulted them is unknown. These Author's notes can occur mid bloody paragraph....and not just one, oh no....

This is a legit quote:

B’loody Mary was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

This quote takes a bit to process, so lets go through this:
B'loody Mary is Hermione
(she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese) and (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!) are author's notes, the first addressing the audience and the second her editor.
Willow is the Editor's mary sue. This character dies during the friends spat, but when they make up she magically reappears. How she came back from the dead is never explained....

In fact, never explained covers about 50% of the plot.

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In fact, never explained covers about 50% of the plot.

What plot? Literally 80% of Chapter 1 is her describing how the "Protagonist" looks xD

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Well somewhere along the way, Ebony is told she has to kill Harry.

There is also a few other events that go on, like Marty Macfly showing up with his time machine to save the day, and Voldemort having numerous disguises, (including Hedwig)

However REALLY you are right and to call its a plot gives it a coherence and consistency the story isn't exactly capable of. Really its just events to give characters an excuse to slit their wrists (cause 'goffs' do that) and something to justify them changing between elaborate outfits. Oh and filling in time between music concerts.

I mean they can't fill all that time with Dumbledore saying, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!" If Dumbledore gets to many awesome lines he stops being a poser.

I'm like what the fuck right now. Anyone else thought about this My Immortal first?

omfg………… u rox tara!A!!!!!!!!1 lIKED aND fAVED THRU MY BLOODY TEARS OF DARK MASKARA

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Aw. :twilightblush:

Whyyyyyy

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If I wasn't the type that would claw their eyes out over all the grammar and spelling mistakes I'd almost be willing to read it simply to see how far down the rabbit hole it goes. Also, this makes me tempted to change my name now but the one I'm using is an insider role playing reference so I think I'll keep it.

I kant wate until theyre gunna start frenchign passively its gona be soooooooooooooooooooooooo hott!!!!!!

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