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  • 21 weeks
    NNN

    I'm not doing No Nut November. I'm over that. I did it once before and satisfied myself that I can; I see no need to do it again. That being said it can be good to save up for at least a few days. Sometimes I feel like I'm going to beat my dick right off. Anyway, I just busted a seven day load to Vinyl Scratch and fuck was that good.

    Stay horny my friends

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  • 87 weeks
    New Story Time

    Man it feels good to get something posted. I oughta do that more often. Because while I haven't been writing much about horses fucking lately, I've sure been thinking about it.

    But if I do start writing more, it will have to wait a week. Because I'm heading off to Everfree Northwest this weekend. Perhaps I'll see some of you fine degenerates there :pinkiehappy:

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  • 97 weeks
    Horny Headcanons

    Unicorns are way more into anal than other kinds of ponies. If you think about it, magic makes it a lot more casual. Just a few simple spells to clean everything out and lube up and they're off. It saves all the prep you'd have to do otherwise. Earth ponies and pegasi (with the exception of Coco Pommel) probably think they're all butt obsessed freaks.

    1 comments · 206 views
  • 108 weeks
    Delightfully Devilish

    I am sitting in a cafe with my laptop. It looks like I am doing real BusinessWork™, but actually I am writing gay horse smut. Heh heh heh.

    0 comments · 114 views
  • 126 weeks
    NNN Day 22

    I meant to post this a few days ago, but whatever.

    We're two thirds of the way through November now. Congratulations to everyone still hanging on. I definitely had a few close calls where it was very hard to keep my hand out of my pants.

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Oct
8th
2018

Weekend Report · 5:09am Oct 8th, 2018

Dear Princess Celestia,

This weekend I learned what rum tastes like. It's yummy. Whiskey is better, though.

Your faithful lewder, thathornypony.

Comments ( 3 )

A response to the drunken arse.

Dear thathornypony,
I regret to inform you that you have mistakenly sent you missive to Randomocity Enterprises.

With that in mind, I must confess curiosity in regards to both what rum you imbibed and what whiskey you prefer, as your spelling would indicate that it is neither Scotch Whisky nor Bourbon Whisky.

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Full disclosure, I am not very experienced with either drink yet. The whiskies I've had so far are Maker's Mark and Jameson's. Between the two I preferred the Irish whiskey. And then the weekend adventures this post is about were started by a bottle of Appleton Signature Blend. I'm afraid you're right that I haven't had any scotch.

If you have any recommendations for rums and whiskies I would love to hear (and taste) them.

Cheers.

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Jameson's about as good as you can get outside of very expensive special orders from Ireland, unless you have relatives there.

As for rum, I am admittedly biased, but my favourite is Bundaberg Rum. Straight out of Queensland, Australia, it goes down smooth.
There's also the 2015 Blender's Edition, which won the 2015 World's Best. I have a sealed bottle that I'm aging, so I couldn't tell you what it's like.

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