Make me read things

I plan to have a review blog out tomorrow, one way or another, but still...

Guys, give me money. ;_; I'm always open for commissions, make me read stuff for your amusement.

Because Mega Man 11 dropped yesterday and I need 30bux D:

And the next Spirit Island kickstarter is in two weeks and that will be another 30 or more.

I'm so poor ;_; Other people have worse problems, but it hurts.

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[Super Trampoline]

I would, but someone stole my bike so that was $250 down the drain.

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

I'll give you $30 to read that one Mass Effect fic

[Fuzzyfurvert]

Read something good! So, obviously, not any of mine.

[Soge]

Message me your Steam account.

[Icy Shake]

Sent one in, owe you like three more. D:

Sometimes I lose track of time, and things have been busy lately.

[Corejo]

What are your rates, again? And is this for paid reviews or dramatic readings?

[ponygrad]

How about a kudzuhaiku fic? They're unreadable to me mostly because of the weird fart jokes but the guy's mind is fascinating.

[PresentPerfect]

4947796
Dat not good :(

4947822
Drop me a PM! (Mostly because I have no idea what you're talking about.)

4947835
:B???

4947838
Nah, man, I can work for this one. :) I have a sudden backlog... c.c

4947864
$1 per 1k. Dramatic readings are $25 per 1k, plus $5, because of all the work that goes into them. c.c

4947902
Sure? Send me the deets via PM if you're serious. :B

[Cold in Gardez]

Because Mega Man 11 dropped yesterday and I need 30bux D:

>judging intensifies

[PresentPerfect]

4948000
I don't even know why you would do that :V

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

4947953
I don't think I'll ever find it again. I mentioned it once in D's Discord, the one with the 60k first chapter.
Anything awful I'd get you endure would be really long...

[PresentPerfect]

4948044
Oh, that one. @_@

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

4948049
YES THAT ONE.
My backup was Split Second but you only need $30 and I don't have $150 to drop on the meme of getting you to read that tripe.

[PresentPerfect]

4948054
I'm good for now. :B

There are more Kickstarters coming, though... c.c;

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

4948088
Next time. Split Second.

[Ether Echoes]

I'm a little concerned that if you're that poor, you might need the money more for basic necessities.

[PresentPerfect]

4948305
Nope, that's covered. :B My main concerns are things that make me happy and maybe getting my own place someday.

Like that'll happen.

[BlazzingInferno]

The funny thing is, I was already thinking about sending you a couple fics. And now I have