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Oct
1st
2018

Pokéslob (Pokégod del 5) · 7:50pm Oct 1st, 2018

So I took a break from White to play my old Pokémon Ruby. I got back into it with the intention to finally complete the pokedex, so I got on a massive hunt for every available pokemon. Now there's only a few left. Which is to:
Evolve Vigoroth, Nincada, Marill, Golbat, Glupin, Numel, Grimer, Koffing, Sandshrew, Corphish, Rhyhorn, Snorunt and Beldum.
Get another Moonstone for Skitty and Jigglypuff.
Trade Kadabra, Graveler, Machoke, Clamperl (x2) and Seadra and trigger their evos.
And find some poor sucker I mean good friend to trade me the Sapphire version exclusives, the other starters and the root fossil poké.

Oh, and the rest of gen 1 and 2 pokemon...

But by that time I was dying to continue White.
So I did and finished off every trainer in the desert area. An NPC there offered me one of two fossils and I picked the Plume one without hesitation because <drumroll>... It's my next team member, Archen! Bam-ba-bam-ba!

I named is HERBERT, after Herbert Spencer, the guy who coined the term Survival of the Fittest.
Get it? Fossil. Natural Selection. <laughtrack>
Yes that term has nothing to do with Darwins theory but there's another layer! See, this pokemon as a beast Attack stat onpar with Rhyperior and even bigger than Machamp, Kingler and all pseudo-legendaries. But it's balanced out by it's ability Defeatist, which halves it's Attack and Sp. Attack when it's HP goes half or below.
So like a true Social Dawinist, he believe itself to be the greatest fighter, but when proven wrong it succumb to it's own filosofy.

Current team:
NAHASH, the Servine - Mega Drain, Leech Seed, Leaf Storm and Growth.
CAROL, the Munna - Psybeam, Moonlight, Hynosis and Yawn.
AMETHYST, the Liepard - Thief, Fake Out, Assist and Hone Claws.
HERBERT, the Archen - Pluck, Ancientpower, Agility and Quick Guard.
Herdier - Retaliate, Leer, Dig and Crunch.

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