Mini Character Reference

Tender Heart

Royal Guard Cadet, Cleaning Gremlin

"If I just work hard enough, I'll be able to find my own happy ending"

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Buddy Guard

Dark Lord, Not Really a Dark Lord, Sulks All Day In His Office To Look Like a Dark Lord, Can kill people with puns

"I only make puns when I'm bummed out"

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Argonia Free

Hates Buddy, Hates Puns, Hates Puns Made by Buddy

"Believe me, if there was a potion that can stop Buddy from making terrible puns, I'd make one already"

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Capt. Boon

Has Freaky Feathers, Smells like Beer

"Lesson number one: If it's stupid but it works, then it ain't stupid. Lesson number two: Don't try stupid [censored] aroun' me or I'll buck ya up into next Tuesday"

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Knight Vision

Definitely NOT Princess Luna in disguise, what are you talking about? Go away

"-insert some olde englische quote here-"