A new blog series idea

So in my immense world of boredom and writers block my mind wanders to more odd placed questions in the world of the fandom. What I want to try to do is have commenters ask me messed up crackpot questions so I can come up with a coherent theory similar to how someone who is commode hanging drunk would think. Please leave questions that would allow me to think at the level of "AJ and RD got into another drinking contest" state of mind.

Please be reasonable questions. I really don't want to be kicked or have to kick someone.