Nearly chocked while drinking my tea .....

..because of this:

https://www.agonybooth.com/action-comics-311-supergirl-almost-banged-her-horse-23631

Maldor wasn’t happy about this development, so he uttered a spell that sent Biron hurtling off into space. The horse ended up on a remote asteroid where he remained stranded for thousands of years, trapped by a magical aura. But then a rocket passed by, and it’s the same rocket that carried Supergirl from doomed Argo City to Earth. As it flew past, the rocket’s “repeller rays” broke the aura and freed the horse.

(apparently weird horse/space/comics theme was somewhere out there long before current Internet pony fiction stories started to appear ...)

I don't know if I prefer facehoof or what. Still obviously dislikes idea of graphical normalized violence in form of horseriding [because this is not yet distant past, but painful present]. Still if you look around you will find some ideas how to give your time/attention to horse without even thinking about ... riding. Yes, I will insist current forms of accepted violence on horse's mind and body definitely worse than .. nearly anything else. Exactly because they currently normalized.