Whats a silly/stupid/crack fic i could write while drunk?

My fingers are itching to write the words but my brain is itching for the vodka! What is an idea of yours that satisfies both?

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[the dobermans]

Something involving snakes.

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4935951
Ok! May they be ball pythons?

[the dobermans]

4935952

Absolutely! Though corn snakes seem feistier.

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4936087
If I write about corn snakes I'll get sad and sentimental

[the dobermans]

4936098

Sorry. Mine escaped recently. I'm hoping she found bugs to eat in the basement.

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4936599
Mine died a few months back.

[the dobermans]

4936601

I guess that would explain why you haven't posted pictures in a while.

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4936602
I've avoid even looking at snow corns

[the dobermans]

4936612

Ball pythons it is, then. Strong and healthy.

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4936647
I have six of those right now!

[the dobermans]

4936662

That's quite a clutch. What's the biggest?

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4936670
Probably a tie between Nyx (axanthic and the oldest) and Aphrodite (blue eyed lucy, youngest)

Hestia is getting switched to adult rats this week

[the dobermans]

4936673

Wow. Adult rats are meaty. Those three must be a load to carry.

Mine's named Alexia II (not my choice, but it's a good name).

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4936677
I have all mine named after characters from Greek mythology. In order of age they are...

Nyx, Deimos, Helios, Demeter, Hestia, and Aphrodite

[the dobermans]

4936678

I'm a bit rusty on my mythology. Nyx is night, Helios is sun, Aphrodite is love ... not sure about the others.