SCHOOL RAZE Parts 1& 2 (REVIEW) · 4:48pm Sep 11th, 2018
Things Change woke me up at 4:30 am, and combined with all the voices from my past and present...
...I WANT REVENGE!!!
At least I can take it out on the ponies...
PART 1
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Professor Sparkle's Friendship Assistant, eh... well... that means you're headed downhill.
-No damage... yet
Seven letter word for teamwork... hmmm...
-Foolish
-Idiotic
-Disgust
...those are seven letter words and they describe most other people's ideals of Improvement, friendship, how to live in my view PERFECTLY
-No damage
"Helping is what friendship is all about"
...then why do people constantly try to give THE WRONG KIND OF HELP that the person they're trying to help doesn't want?
-200 for lack of possible reality.
LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800
"we barely caught every-pony in time"
URGH!!! When in smokey tarnation are you gonna get it through your teeny-weeny polka-dot bikini heads... THEY ARE... NOT... ALL... PONIES
-500
LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 7300
And this is why MY PONIES are HUMANOID...
...So you can do things with YOUR HANDS instead of magic, or your mouths, or digit-less hooves
-200 for being annoying
LIFE POINTS: 7300 -----> 7100
So Tirek's returning huh? Well that's what happens, even my Starfleet Season 6 demonstrated; capturing nonredeemable villains and they may eventually return.
-No damage
?!! CADANCE!!!!!
Anger extreme rising... Not good... not good!! I can hardly wait to bash her about in Setarfleet 8
For now...
-200 just for EXISTING
LIFE POINTS: 7100 -----> 6900
"Creatures will lose their magical abilities"
"Oh, no!"
...Oh, yes! Heheheheh!
-No damage
"the magic in our world will be gone forever"
Hmmm... Even though I know this won't end in tragedy, I'm enjoying the moment. Come to think of it, this is almost like the 2007 movie SUNSHINE (Despite scientific inaccuracies)
-No damage
Hmmmm... Cozy's acting a bit funny....! (I didn't see any spoilers this time) I got that obvious feeling SHE's behind this
-No damage
"Bite you tongue! It's for decorative purposes only!"
Take your choice, Rarity. Either you whip those flies... or I'll whip you... in fact I may just do that anyway.
*WHA-CHA*
-200 for being a hopeless case again
LIFE POINTS: 6900 -----> 6700
Seriously, all this fuss about Magic... and yet I get mocked for following Captain America's advice about having OTHER SKILLS
"Your powers are just ONE TOOL in your toolbox. Don't be so reliant on just one tool."
Heck, Robin even trained the other Teen Titans with martial arts and combat, in the case their powers should fail.
Then again, these are the MLPs, and in the words of Yugioh...
"But I suspect you've relied so heavily on your magic and abilities so long, your skills have diminished!"
-200 for serious lack of variable thinking...
LIFE POINTS: 6700 -----> 6500
Neigh Say... he's pretty complicated to me. I can never deduce if I like him or not. I can only choose one, and it has to stick
-No damage
UGH!!! I get so ticked every time Fluttershy's TALKING to the animals actually works in the show. What, you think talking to a lion in real life won't make it want to pounce?
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6500 -----> 6000
Eeyup... Cozy Glow's been nothing but a trouble maker since MARKS FOR EFFORT
Still, she did put on a good act.
-No damage
Huh! finally someone gets it... the "NOT MAGIC" part.
And in a way Friendship is POWER to the MLPs, they use it to POWER pretty much all their artifacts and energy attacks.
-No damage
PART 2...
LIFE POINTS: 6000
Hmm... "Not everything can be solved with Brute Force"
For once I actually agree with Rarity, but... it's still my personal preference anyway. That's why I make it so most of the villains my ponies face REFUSE to be reasoned with and refuse to cease.
-No damage
Okay, the students being locked in...
-Yona could've just stampeded the door down.
-Smolder could've burned it open
-Or they all could've just broken the window and scaled down.
...Seriously, the THINKING LEVELS are as lame as my haters.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6000 -----> 5500
Still don't know what to think of Neigh Say. He is like me in many ways, but he goes a bit far, even for my tastes.
-No damage
Okay, Cozy Glow is going on top 3 WORST VILLAINS on my list. Second to Discord.
-200 for boredom
LIFE POINTS: 5500 -----> 5300
Oyi!! For once, Pinkie Pie's annoyance actually works.
But I'd still rather drain 200 points.
LIFE POINTS: 5300 -----> 5100
"Is every pony ready?"
Sighs... she just never learns
-500
LIFE POINTS: 5100 -----> 4600
*animals redeeming themselves*
No-no-no... this is not happening!!
-No damage yet...
"It means we've failed"
You've been a failure in my eyes since Day one, Twit-Light, and that's all I ever want to see you as REGARDLESS of good deeds and kindness.
-No damage
"You can't let one bad apple let you think you failed"
For once I can't use the "One rotten apple spoils' the bushel"
-No damage
*Sighs* as a final act of hate for this season...
-1000 for the friendship crap
LIFE POINTS: 4600 -----> 3600
but... at least they ended it with a bang... locking a CHILD in a prison... almost like my Starfleet ponies did. So all my haters... you can just SUCK that
FINAL SCORE: 3600
Not liking this...
Hmm.
I'm not sure what to say at this point.
One word:
Unrealistic
Starfleet Season 8 soon. Right?
Can't wait for the publish date
To be fair to Fluttershy talking to animals working, it's been shown she has an empathetic understanding of animals that allows her to communicate with them
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I still find it ridiculous... you cannot tame a wild animal by TALKING to it
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Some people have managed to do something similar by staying calm and passive