Look At Me, Getting With The Times Like A Real Humans Person! · 4:25pm Sep 7th, 2018
I set up a ko-fi page! (I think it emails me coffee that you buy...I think...) Which is good because there are two things you should know about me:
1) I'm thirsty AF.
2) I am alive today thanks in no small part to feeding my addiction to caffeine.3) I'm getting desperate enough for money I'm turning to the internet and committing the equivalent of digital panhandling while my literally broken ass is also out there putting in job applications again and supporting my family by driving uber.
Yeah, yeah...I know. I should've been doing something like this a long time ago. But as much as I used to be on the cutting edge of things, I'm not any more. I'm a stubborn late adopter, okay? But hey, look at this way, if you lil shids start buying me coffee, I can drink it! Which means I have go juice in my bones! Which means I type! Which means I write halfling porn!
Wait.
No. The pony stuff. Fuck.
Yeah, pony stuff! Horsedong Shimmer! A Dazzling Sunset! Chemistry! Spicy Tuna Roll! Pinkie Loves Bacon Bits! Crackshipping & You! My Little Dynamite! Tiwlight's Monsterverse! MORE BEANS! Whatever else I'm forgetting plus new stuff! Also I might draw things too? I'm not good at it, but I can draw stuff that's pony related. I mean, probably EQG related at least.
Or it might also be halfling porn.
Whatevs.
I'm old. Get off my e-grass.
-Fuzzy
Bitch, I'll stand on your e-grass all day if I want. Hobble your ass on out and make me leave!
Also, love you Fuzzy <3
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Your ass is downloaded the second I find my iCane!
4932840 Hang on, I'm waiting for my router to reset so I can upload a picture of my middle finger.
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You're gonna get all 56K of my foot to your face.
Who'd support this kind of degeneracy?
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