The Bit of a Problem

We look into a room that is small as hell comfortably cozy. Yellowtail is currently knocked out in a chair.

Hey, asshole, wake up.

“H-huh!? SPIDERS!?!?” He yells in fear. No boss, we have a blog today. Yellowtail rubs his eyes and sighs. He looks at you, the viewer. “Oh, hello! Welcome to my writing room! Where I have literally no other life!” I think we established that. “Whatever. So I would like to start us off with Papers, Ponies, and Attitude. Wow, almost one thousand views again! So, I would like announce that I’m running out of ideas for OCs. This story is mostly based around random OCs that show up. Sure, yeah, there’s Anon, but he’s not supposed to be the main point. Thus, since I’m running out of OCs to make, I’m open to accept anyone that is fine with being insulted by a fictional character. Insults will range from stupidity, fat jokes, age jokes, color scheme jokes, etc. So, if you’re fine with you or an OC being insulted for the purposes of entertainment, tell me! You might be included in either the next chapter or future chapters. The next chapter of this story will be posted in the following month.” Anything else?

“Oh! Have a swell day everyone!”