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Alphamon_Ouryuken


"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

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Aug
18th
2018

My Reaction To "On the Road to Friendship" · 4:01pm Aug 18th, 2018


I'll say this about Starlight, she really knows how to work up a crowd and amp up the drama.

Umm.... was Granny Smith not aware of what she signed up for when she volunteered?

Aww! Little Flurry Heart is here!


Starlight : "Don't stare at their butts, don't stare at their butts, don't stare at their butts..."

The look Starlight and Trixie share is just priceless!

I'm Starlight? If Twilight was willing to come and visit the show, I think she'd be more than willing to give you the day off...


Trixie: "Draw Trixie like one of your Prench mares~"

Saddle Arabia?! We finally get to see it!? WOOHOO!!

Behold! The Great and Powerful Trixie Lulamoonwalk!


Trixie: "Glimy are you okay? You okay? You okay Glimy?
Glimy are you okay? You okay? You okay Glimy?
Glimy are you okay…"

Starlight: "I GET IT ALREADY!!"

"Many fans?" How did Trixie accumulate a fan base outside of Equestria?

Also, why would that guy want to trade his more lavish and much bigger wagon for a smaller one??

Damn! I already used the Prench Mares joke...

Trixie, I know you love Starlight, but please stop trying to seduce her while she's at work! You giving the clopfic writers ideas!

Hi Cozy!

So... who exactly is Starlight's substitute? Maud maybe?

Oh! Somebody get Dr. Wolf!

Trixie, maybe you should store those smoke bombs somewhere more secure....

Starlight: "Thank goodness we're not like Twilight or the others, they'd probably sing a song about it..."

So you two are just singing ironically?

Okay, how was the wagon not already flooded!?

Oh wow, they're traveling through the fire swamp from "Somepony to Watch Over Me"? Watch out for Chimeras!

Okay, I know we're supposed to be focusing on the two unicorns, but I really want to know the story behind how these two got stuck in the swamp.

Is it just me, or is this song slowly becoming passive aggressive...?

I-but-what th-HOW!?

Noooo! I don't want to be reminded at the series is going to end!

Oh cool! Somnambula's old home! Wonder what she's up to in present day-oh hay! There she is!

Oooooh boy... here comes the passive aggressive part of every road trip... sadly speaking from experience here.

Aaaaaaand now I have no choice but to add this in:

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DEAR GOD, STARLIGHT'S SNORING!

Okay dude, you are getting weirdly obsessed with this show of hers...

Why does the volunteer have to be an old person in each of the acts?

I'd make an angry sex joke for their arguing scene, but I don't think any one of them could add enough light-heartedness to this...

*Shudder* Uh Starlight? That kind of expression makes one think you're contemplating murder...

Starlight, that wasn't your wagon. I know that the road trip wasn't ideal and the conditions weren't the best, but that doesn't give you a right to sell someone else's property without their consent.

Seriously, that was a dick. move.


What is this guy's deal with wanting Trixie's wagon so badly?


Starlight and Trixie: "FUUU-SION HA!"

Okay, this hastily put-together secret hoofshake is by far one of the most hilarious parts of the episode! It's so awkward yet funny!

Oh COME ON! I wanted to see Saddle Arabia!

Well this was one heck of an episode, it actually did capture the feel of being on an unbearable road trip and managed to make me laugh in a few places, the song was decent.

Though I have to admit as mad as Starlight was, it felt like she went too far when she sold Trixie's wagon, and the dude seemed a little too obsessed with getting his Hooves on it, why was it so valuable to him?

Anyway, I give this episode of 7 out of 10

Comments ( 1 )

Okay, how was the wagon not already flooded!?

Magic. This is mlp after all.

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