Random Story Idea

I was playing the Touhou Project game Antimony of Common Flowers earlier, and I got to thinking. Suppose Reisen Udongein Inaba, ex-moon rabbit, AWOL soldier packing serious heat in the form of a trumpet-esque gun, and karma-ridden victim was accidentally dropped into one of the dark timelines (in this case, literally dark) that Starlight Glimmer inadvertently created. You know the one.

Think about it for a few minutes. What do you think would happen? Anyone have any ideas?

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Because I sure as Michigan don't. ()^_^