What I can think of right now

Nothing special. Just some random stuff I've been thinking about.

"I clean the buildings in the camp."
The Janitor of Death
"I serve drinks in the bar."
The Bartender of Death
"I sweep the floors in the camp."
The Sweeper of Death
"I'm the Prime Minister's secretary."
The Secretary of Death
"I'm a clown in the camp's circus."
The Clown of Death
"I'm a professional athlete in the camp."
The Athlete of Death
"I hold doors open for people in the camp."
The Doorkeeper of Death
"I take care of the books in the camp's library."
The Librarian of Death
"I give free milk to the people in the camp."
The Milkman of Death
"I'm the judge for the camp's court."
The Judge of Death
"I dance for the people in the camp."
The Dancer of Death
"I'm a fashion designer in the camp."
The Fashionista of Death
"I play music for the people in the camp."
The Musician of Death
"I mow the lawn in the camp."
The Lawn Mower of Death
"I cook food for the people in the camp."
The Cook of Death
"I run a barber shop in the camp."
The Barber of Death
"I'm the Commander's chauffeur."
The Chauffeur of Death
"I cuddle the people in the camp."
The Cuddler of Death
"I fluff pillows for the people in the camp."
The Pillow Fluffer of Death
"I pray for the people in camp."
The Priest of Death
"I kiss the people before they go to sleep."
The Kisser of Death
"I read bedtime stories for the children in the camp."
The Storyteller of Death
"I babysit the children when their parents are at work."
The Babysitter of Death
"I love singing to the people in the camp."
The Singer of Death
"I care for the people in the hospital when they're sick or injured."
The Doctor of Death
"I catch fish for the camp."
The Fisherman of Death
"I give free massages to the people in the camp."
The Masseuse of Death
"I teach the kids in the school."
The Teacher of Death
"I'm a test subject in the camp."
The Test Subject of Death
"I'm a hermaphrodite in the camp."
The Hermaphrodite of Death
"I make art in the camp."
The Artist of Death
"I like streaking in the camp at night."
The Streaker of Death
"I flash my naughty bits at people in the camp."
The Flasher of Death
"I like having sex with the people in the camp."
The Prostitute of Death
"I write stories."
The Author of Death
"I just made this blog post."
The Blogger of Death