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I know what you're thinking: "But DarkHooves! You like all the asshole characters!" and that's true, but...

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  • 6 weeks
    Genwunner plays Pokémon X

    I don't feel like making this a pseudo let's play like last time.
    Will update as things accur to me.

    + I was going to pick Chespin, since all my potential teammates are Special focused, but Fennekin looked so damn cute I couldn't not pick it!

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  • 13 weeks
    Stick A Fork In Me, Cuz I'm Done!

    It's that time of the year again!

    I'm not wearing pants.

    My windows are open.

    My ceiling fan is on.

    I have two other fans pointed towards me.

    My cat is just laying on the floor in random places.


    (Oh, and it's so hot I need to sleep with the window open so now I get to wake up at 5 by stupid birds!)

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  • 23 weeks
    Birds are the omen of nightmares!

    Today's blog needs a short backstory:

    I have thalassophobia.

    And some week ago, I had a nightmare where I was on a sinking ship, getting attacked by a kraken monster.
    And when I woke up, I couldn't sleep again because a stupid bird kept twerping his stupid beak off (,stupid) !!!

    Back to regular blog:

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  • 44 weeks
    Pokémon Bored and Yield

    So I visited my cousin yesterday and for some reason he really wanted me to play the new pokemon game, so I spent the 3 hours I was there playing it.

    To make a long story short, it was exactly how I imagined it would be.

    That is not a good thing...

    I should probably make a bullet list of things that I did and how I felt...
    But I don't feel like it right now.

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  • 45 weeks
    Sick Sik [sic]

    Being sick is so cool!

    Especially when you get a mild cold and then get influensa right after!

    I've had 8 ibuprofins this week, which is more that the last 5 years combined.
    High Score!

    I didn't get more that 2 hours consecutive sleep. And I sure puked my guts out yesterday! AND the drainage pipe clogged so...
    It stayed a while...

    So how was your week?

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Pokégod · 8:14pm Jul 18th, 2018

I just got my first pokémon today,
And I cannot wait to fight and slay,
All the basic trainers in my way,
I'm the predator and you're my prey!


So I know I said I bought Pokemon White weeks ago, but it turned out to be a fraudulent version. But now a got a legit PAL version, so here I come Unova!

I'm playing as a girl for the first time because the girl PC got ass for days! I named her IVORY (always go all caps in pokemon!) and I picked Snivy for my starter. I named it NAHASH after the hebrew word for serpent. Specifically the serpent of eden. Fun fact: There were a whole bunch of serpents in the bible. Also fun fact: In Genesis, the serpent is never acknowledged to be the devil. It's just a random serpent. And it apparently had legs back then...

And when I get to the pokecenter for the first time, guess what I get... Pokérus! 1 in 21,845 chance, baby! I got some good feeling about this game!

I caught the two first route pokemon already. The merkat looks kinda meh, but the puppy I think I'll keep for a while. At least until I get my hands on one of my targets. That is the ghost candle, the millipede, the karate cat and maybe the black cat.

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