Pokégod

I just got my first pokémon today,
And I cannot wait to fight and slay,
All the basic trainers in my way,
I'm the predator and you're my prey!

https://youtu.be/Z_9g5vZ49hM

So I know I said I bought Pokemon White weeks ago, but it turned out to be a fraudulent version. But now a got a legit PAL version, so here I come Unova!

I'm playing as a girl for the first time because the girl PC got ass for days! I named her IVORY (always go all caps in pokemon!) and I picked Snivy for my starter. I named it NAHASH after the hebrew word for serpent. Specifically the serpent of eden. Fun fact: There were a whole bunch of serpents in the bible. Also fun fact: In Genesis, the serpent is never acknowledged to be the devil. It's just a random serpent. And it apparently had legs back then...

And when I get to the pokecenter for the first time, guess what I get... Pokérus! 1 in 21,845 chance, baby! I got some good feeling about this game!

I caught the two first route pokemon already. The merkat looks kinda meh, but the puppy I think I'll keep for a while. At least until I get my hands on one of my targets. That is the ghost candle, the millipede, the karate cat and maybe the black cat.