Things not to say to a Cardinal

In a few weeks I'll be attending a ceremony to celebrate my aunt's 40th anniversary as a Catholic nun (and very close to her 60th birthday). As it turns out though, my respect for organised religion in general, and the Catholic Church in particular, hovers somewhere between cockroaches and Jeremy "Rhyming Slang" Hunt ^*. So can any of you suggest some choice lines?

I probably won't say any of these out loud, ruining her day and all, but they should at least keep me entertained while enduring it.

^* I have to give cockroaches some props for their adaptability.

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[PresentPerfect]

[duithy]

Congrats on four decades of liveing the lie

[Aquaman]

“What does the Pope hide under his big funny hat?”

(No, seriously, I want to know.)

[Super Trampoline]

“Are you one of those cool weed-smoking nuns?”

[Georg]

Wonderful ice-breaker here. "So, I heard you're a My Little Pony fan too."

(Because after all, the show does emphasize the six anti-deadly sins: Honestly, Loyalty,....)

[howard035]

4899296 He's probably more of an EQG fan, that's where most of the exorcisms happen.