Equestria Girls: Rollercoaster of Friendship funny thoughts · 4:18pm Jul 10th, 2018
-43:30: What if there was a place with all the zip of Nuka Cola?
-42:19: Photoshop. I am Hawk Moth. I will grant you the power to make your perfect vision a reality, and in return, you will bring me Ladybug and Cat Noire’s miraculouses!
-41:04: I get the feeling that this special will have some Rarijack shipping.
-39:54: How come Twilight can get away with the whole “Technically” thing but Mudbriar can’t? I’m calling double standard!
-37:37: Foreshadowing.
-36:31: Indigo Zap? Huh, so you’re not dead.
-35:07: Sex sells, Applejack.
-34:32: Rarity, you shouldn’t make out with other people in front of your girlfriend.
-32:12: Twilight, darling, you don’t need instruments when you can beatbox like Rarity.
-29:33: I think Adagio’s gonna sue someone... actually, I give it 10:1 odds that that’s actually Adagio. I mean, she has to pay the bills somehow.
-28:18: At this point, stopping the ride would be even more dangerous.
-27:22: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
-24:46: I’m fairly certain that that was just techno jargon that doesn’t actually mean anything.
-21:48: Twilight, I think you might have a gambling problem.
-21:24: Obligatory Gen 1 reference.
-20:14: Pinkie, stop trying to exchange saliva with Applejack. That’s Rarity’s job.
-19:55: Is this real life?!
-19:47: Okay, that’s the most out of character line in this special so far.
-18:23: I’m starting to think you don’t really work here.
-16:41: This special has the best one-liners.
-15:18: Hahaha, oh Applejack, you are just killing it today.
-10:50: Okay, I’ve liked you so far, Vignette, but you’re being way too casual about attempted murder.
-10:23: Cockblocked.
-9:38: And Skyrim players say that the Ward spell is useless.
-7:58: Oh, just kiss already!
-7:26: Oh, Applejack, never change.
-5:59: Clearly there’s only one course of action. Ms. Applejack, tear down this wall.
-5:27: I don’t know why I thought that someone who is famous on Twitter would be better at this, but... I thought that someone who is famous on Twitter would be better at this.
-4:25: Oh, come on! How could this be any clearer?!
-3:05: Too real.
-1:27: SHIPPING OVERLOAD!!!!!!!
