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It's official. On or around January 10th 2019... · 8:06pm Jun 19th, 2018
Iz gon' be a daddy.
I still can't believe it sometimes. It's... wow. I've been wanting to be a dad since I was five years old and now... I'm at the cusp of that. In a few short months the baby will be here. Gah.
We don't know the gender yet, but we think it'll be a girl. Actually, everybody in my family thinks it's a girl. We'll find out, though, but it's too early to tell.
So there.
Also, the all the TDs story is out. People have been asking for it almost as long as I've wanted to be a dad. 
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Daw!
I'm so happy for you! Make sure to treat the missus and the baby well! :3
Congratulations! Here's hoping everything goes smoothly.
Congrats man
Congratulations!!!
Grats
Hooray grats!
Congratulations. Here, you're gonna need this: http://niceonedad.com/
Congrats!
I'm sure you'll have a whale of a time introducing her to all of the pony episodes she missed out on whilst not being borndad yet!
Congrats, mate
congratulations!
Congratulations 🎊🍾🎈🎉!
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Congratulations!
Being a dad is a uniquely rewarding, uniquely challenging experience.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOT CONGRATS BRO
Congratulations!
Congrats and good luck, you'll need all of it.
Congratulations!!
Congratulations! Good luck on parenthood!
You're gonna find out just how accurate Shining Armor's behaviour is.
Congratulations!
Yay! This is cause for celebration! And you know what that means....... A PARTY!!!!!!!
HYPE!
Hey congrats man. Enjoy your sleep while you can.
Congrats!!! Life will never be the same!
Grats! Four time winner of the daddy pool here, and haven't regretted it once. Well, not for very long, and mostly at 3AM.
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
huh.,,, thats my birthday,,,,
A tip for after delivery. Assuming all goes well, y'all need to let the hospital staff do ALL the work and pampering they'll do and get all the rest y'all can before bringing the little bundle of insanity home because sleep will be a rarity for a while. Also, if y'all let the kid have a pacifier when it comes time to take it away don't bother with weening. Just take it away. Cold turkey. The kid will cry itself to sleep a night or two, and it'll be done.
That's fantastic! Congratulations!
Congratz! Now understand, if you DO have a little girl, Every. Other. male on the planet is now considered a threat.
Get used to it.
Congrats.
Congratulations. Best of luck with being a new father.
Congrats.
Just remember that babies don't come with an instruction manual, and depending on the amount of trouble you gave your parents before you became independent, they will proportionally spoil their grandchild rotten as a form of revenge against you. You might also become addicted to coffee because you ain't getting much sleep for the first 2 years of their life. Make sure to get pictures of their first birthday where they get cake all over their face and use them to embarrass them later in life, unless they're my cousin Naomi who decided to make sleeves out of the frosting instead.
Also, dropping the joking for a sec, please vaccinate, no one wants to deal with measles.
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I second this. Kids are definitely a handful, especially in the first few months. I helped raise my little sisters, and until they hit 3 years, they were quite a challenge.
If it's a boy, you're obligated to name him TD at this point, I think.
not a parent but I got four little sisters and I spend a lot of time babysitting, one thing ive found is that kids love playing with gloves for some reason especially my bike gloves
Congrats, I guess. Though unless there have been massive turnarounds on the health & employment front which I am unaware of (perfectly possible as it is none of my business), I think you are going to be in for a real challenge.
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I have improved considerably in both, actually. Especially employment.
Congrats dude.
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In that case, nice one!
Congrats! I've got 2 children of my own. Remember that it is not just "natural" in regards to recovery time. Treat it like a surgery because that is how the body treats it, especially if it's a c section.
A couple of last notes: do not get an episiotomy. It saves the doctor 15 minutes but costs your wife anywhere from 1 to 2 months extra for recovery. Also, research when it is absolutely necessary for a C-section. They're usually impatient with birthing and if it's not "quick", they'll pressure you into an unnecessary c-section, increasing the chances that you can lose baby and/or mother. The U.S. isn't great on maternity mortality. Lastly, make sure that the nurses work with gravity. They kept making it harder on my wife by tilting the table to make her ass higher than her head. Our son's head came out but then went back in. The only reason we didn't get a c-section was because my wife was so strong.