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The Joeker


Can't fully edit this for some reason, so I'll make it short. I'm Joe, welcome and have a good time on site.

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  • 178 weeks
    An Explanation...

    This has been some time in the making, I must say. I don't know if anyone will even see this. An explanation for my stories on hiatus and/or cancelled. I've been struggling with work, mental health and writers' block for quite a while now. Nobody's fault but my own. My first two stories are, frankly, hot garbage. Steaming, flaming piles of it. Truly it all started when I entered a relationship

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  • 301 weeks
    Well then...

    I just took a quiz to find out which Pony would date/fall for me ETC.(No Princesses other than Twi on the quiz...:raritydespair:) and I got Pinkie Pie. Pinkie. Pie. Now, I like her, we'd get along well, and she's so sweet, and I'll admit, I could see myself falling for her... But she'd drive me up the fucking wall. And I couldn't keep up with her! Same reason I couldn't date Dash tbh. I'd give it

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  • 344 weeks
    A Community Issue

    Tagging my most popular story in the hope some of you will see this...

    OK, guys. I have a problem. We, as a community, have a problem. At least, I and my co-writer think so.

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Jun
5th
2018

Well then... · 3:47pm Jun 5th, 2018

I just took a quiz to find out which Pony would date/fall for me ETC.(No Princesses other than Twi on the quiz...:raritydespair:) and I got Pinkie Pie. Pinkie. Pie. Now, I like her, we'd get along well, and she's so sweet, and I'll admit, I could see myself falling for her... But she'd drive me up the fucking wall. And I couldn't keep up with her! Same reason I couldn't date Dash tbh. I'd give it a try with her though. I mean, why not?

Although I'd always try with Princess Celestia and even Princess Luna first. But for the Mane 6: Rarity isn't very much my type, I'd ask Fluttershy out for sure, Twilight I'd definitely date, I'd probably slow Rainbow down, Applejack I might try, but those early mornings... *shudders*. Cadance is the ultimate forbidden fruit, gorgeous, kind, wise and funny, but she's married. If she wasn't, I'd definitely take a shot. Personally, I don't really think I'd have a shot at any, let alone the Princesses, but it'd be more than worth it to try.

What about you, those who view this? I'm curious. What do you think?(Hands off Princess Celestia! :flutterrage:)

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