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Jake The Army Guy


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May
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A Video I Did for Connecting Vets · 12:31pm May 25th, 2018

Those of you born in the 80's might find this more humorous than most.

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Born in the 80's, but spared most of these style of flicks because Euro-trash and all. Still...

This sort of thing is timeless. It will never get old, it will be done with every new hazard that comes into our lives. Good on you for making it, man.

Also, "You're gonna turn into chunky salsa" is a great warning, and an awesome threat. I am stealing it. It's mine now. Probably giving that line to one of the Apples :twilightsmile:

Aww, Jake. When you were zipping up your jacket, I thought you were going to go for that sexy anime trope where the zipper pushes your tits up. That would have been hawter than Sakie Satou.

You're starting to get a little bit of a viking look going on.

This is why I wish we could thumbs-up blog posts

Can’t help it. Too much editing. Gauge?

Oh, and eye protection. Hit a grasshopper out here in Kansas and it will knock your head back.

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Too much editing

Could you explain this a bit? I felt like the editing was minimal.

And thank you for pointing out the spelling mistake. Adobe Premier doesn't have spell check. Dammit. Now I feel like an idiot and a loser...

No, I’ve done too much editing lately. I keep checking grammar instead of enjoying it.

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It is particularly bad during church when following the projector while singing.

Mmm... Chunky salsa! :pinkiehappy:

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Yeah, I tried growing a big beard, but it just ended up making me look like the Unabomber.

Dude, that is a nice bike.

Also I was laughing my backside off for the entire video. Perfect.

I want to take up biking now!

Sorry I couldn’t resist 😋

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