200,000 Story Views! · 11:44pm May 21st, 2018
Well, 201,023 to be exact, as of this post.
I figured it's kind of a cool milestone to reach. It's kind of crazy thinking that my horsewords have 200,000 unique hits across the 21 stories I've published. One fun bit of unintentional symmetry is that my bibliography weighs in at exactly 314,314 words. That's almost 10,000 views per story, on average. The fanfiction community really is awesome sometimes.
For those curious, here are the individual stats:
Tailoring Fit for a Futa Princess — 6,428
Amareican Pie — 12,998
Diamond of Desire — 934
Hurricane Futashy — 22,360
Super Slutty Semen Squeezy 9000 — 9,621
Meat Pie — 16,729
Twilight Sparkle's Not-So-Secret Shipfic Folder — 6,850
The Ol' Switcheroo! — 14,560
Miasma — 2,228
The Barn — 1,938
Sweetie Belle Discovers Scissoring — 6,375
A Feather In Her Cap — 3,203
Princess Celestia's Stiffest Wingboner — 6,307
Rainbow Dash & Braeburn's Best Day Ever — 10,575
Braeburn Tastes the Rainbow — 20,584
The Sundering — 1,853
Twilight Sparkle's Stiffest Wingboner — 18,207
Shining Armour's Biggest Mistake — 20,185
Rainbow Dash's Stiffest Wingboner — 11,615
A Twinkle in His Eye — 5,063
Repercussions — 2,410
So, looking at this, Hurricane Futashy is my most-viewed story, weighing in at 22,360 views, whereas Diamond of Desire has the least amount, with only 934, my only story below a thousand. This statistic actually makes me extremely sad, because that story is by far the highest-quality work I've published in every regard.
Shining Armour's Biggest Mistake is my most-liked story with 839 likes, and Twilight Sparkle's Stiffest Wingboner racked up the most dislikes with 86. A Feather In Her Cap has the least amount of dislikes, with 7, and Diamond of Desire has the fewest likes, with only 55. If my math is correct, Shining Armour's Biggest Mistake has the best like/dislike ratio (almost 24:1), while Super Slutty Semen Squeezy 9000 has the worst (3.59:1).
So there's a whole bunch of pointless statistics for all of you. I should really get back to working on my big project now. I'm poised to breach the 100,000 word mark of the first draft, so things are still moving along, albeit slower than I'd like.
Cheerio!
Good lord, people are horny around here...
That's a lot of lewd views.
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Yeah, 4 of my stories have as many or more views than all of my non-mature stories combined.
Congrats!
You're doing really well on the views. We've got similar follower counts and wordcount, but my two most-viewed stories are at 11k and just under 10k. (On the other hoof, those two stories are both over 1k upvotes, so a lot of that is differences in the view/vote ratio of porn and non-porn.)
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Thanks! I seem to have a lot of trouble gaining traction with anything I write if it doesn't directly involve a horse vagina. I'm really going to try as hard as I can to change that with my new project once that hits its later stages in about a year.