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Twifight Sparkill


• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

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Oct
26th
2012

A Story Recommended - by Twifight P. Habana Jr. · 11:53pm Oct 26th, 2012

Greetings, ye of somewhat uncomfortable pony revelry! You who are the unwashed masses and likely smell as LIBERATED as I do!

Wait, what do you mean everyone else bathes?

Regardless! Please, do endeavor to delight in this truly raucous tale brought to our undeserving eyes by one KFDirector - it is a tale of friendship, hardship, worship, and possibly a drunken three-way between the Flimflam brothers and Trixie Lunamoon! YES!

Though in fairness, it's mostly a ponified version of The Blues Brothers, yet only loosely: Flim and Flam Save an Orphanage. It is LITERALLY laugh-out-loud funny, and SHOULD have made it to EqD!

JUST TRUST ME ON THIS! WHY MUST YOU DOUBT MY POWERS?

... could somepony open a window? I stink.

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Comments ( 5 )

Only 15 thumbs ups? That's kinda sad...

Read-latered :pinkiehappy:

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Oh, trust me - by chapter three I was hooked! I think it's the greatest underdog story since Austraeoh at chapter five for its lack of attention. APPALLING!

So I gotta spread the word. It's positively nutty!

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hehehehehehe :trollestia:

Not to be confused with Lowman Pauling, great single-string guitarist and composer of "Dedicated to the One I Love," about whom I could tell an underdog tale or two. (But no more than two.)

As for Flam and Flim, they're fluorescently funny, and yes, I read the whole thing. I already had ten new chapters in queue, so what's ten more? (Then again, as my old pal Desert Brush used to say, "You know what really stinks about ponyhood? You run out of deodorant twice as fast." And he should know, I guess.)

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I love you both dearly, so I'll kill you last.

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