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Apr
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Don't Call me A Liar · 6:16pm Apr 26th, 2018

Steak based. N stuff.

Also, if you have requests for shenanigans for Anon Filly, put them here.

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Anon Filly learns about offshore tax havens

Anon Filly watches Porn.

anon filly contemplates the existential dread of being a fictional character and then watches porn

Before I offer a bacon bit for the story, I was curious: do you already have the how and why of the transformation figured out?

Anon Filly tries to ruin everyone's christmas by buying ironic dipshit gifts for them, but everyone she gives stuff to ends up unironically loving her gifts, much to her annoyance.

At some point, they will acquire alcohol, they will not snitch on who gave it to them, but will regret it when their tolerance... Isn't what it used to...

Anon Filly watches tv/reads comic books and gets their first waifu.
Shenanigans ensue.

Anon Filly gets audited by the tax department only for them to find out they're auditing a "six year old"

If TV is a thing, Anonfilly finds out all her(his) favorite channels are Parental Locked in Twilight's castle.

Hearts and Hooves Day rolls around and Anon Filly attempts flee from a lovestruck classmate. (Whichever gender you make creepier in this scenario is preferred)

Anonfilly has to write a story for "art" segment of school and basically transcribes a Franz Kafka story.

...Actually, wait, this IS a Kafka story.

Okay, Anonfilly jumps into Pinkie's hair in an attempt to escape via the crumbling Fourth Wall in an attempt to assassinate the author.

Anon Filly goes to space by entering Princess Luna's hair. And she/he learns to appreciate oxygen.

Anon filly getting treated like a child and punished for vulgar activity

or for a clip fic, anon filly dominated and used by the mane 6.

Anon filly is dragged into cmc shenanigans and hates every moment of it

Comment posted by Mist_Chaser deleted Apr 29th, 2018

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I think she would pretend to hate it, but secretly enjoy it.

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Isn’t that the plot of every Gary Stu involving a human and the CMCs?

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The juxtaposition between the usual and flutterpriests take on it should be pretty funny in my opinion.

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The problems are:
1. Anon is going to know their reputation towards borderline dangerous activities.

2. Anon’s contrary and defiant nature will force an insistence that he/she doesn’t want a pony tramp stamp.

3. The second they are distracted, they will have a runner on their hooves.

4. Already has the fore mentioned tramp stamp in the first chapter.
:rainbowlaugh:

I gave it some thought, and two things came to mind.

1: Since Anon's going to school, I think there would be a lot of potential for shenanigans if he ends up (reluctantly, I imagine) going to a sleepover, perhaps at Diamond Tiara's house, both for what it offers and because of expensive things that could be in danger of being broken or damaged.

2: Chrysalis foalnaps him and leaves a changeling in his place, and while being held captive he manages to get into a relationship with her, eventually bringing her to meet momma Twilight.

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