Terrible fanfiction ideas I hereby call dibs on 2 - NSFW Edition

Man Displaced's himself into Equestria as Deadpool, but life is pain and all is misery. He is hideous, his costume is considered stupid, and nobody wants to give him the time of day. Even the obligatory one nice pony can barely stand to look at him, costume or no costume.

Man Displaced's himself into Equestria despite being a loser who wore no costume and was just wandering around with a Suu body pillow. He had a black shirt with Venom's symbol on it, though, so he ends up wearing a suit of Venom Symbiote that looks and acts like Suu from Monster Musume. Hilarity ensues.