Marwile watches SAO Part 6 "Hi, Yui"

My suspicions were right. She's here. Soon Kirito's transformation into Jesus-kun will be complete.

So, what actually happens in the episode?

Short answer: Basically nothing.

Long answer: Kirito and Asuna are on their honeymoon. (Remember they're trapped in a virtual world that tries to kill them? They neither) After lots of generic couple stuff, which I'll skip because I don't really care about them, they find a mysterious girl in the woods. She only remembers her name, Yui (get it? Because UI...) and starts calling "Auna" and "Kito" (that's what I'll call him from now on) mom and dad.

Did anyone notice how Yui looks like the love child of Kito and Asuna? Anyway, they decide to inofficially declare her their love child.

They try to find a place where Yui can stay while they fight in the "war", find some soldiers threatening orphans (how original...), Asuna beats them up and Yui starts glitching. Episode ends.

This episode was basically Yui's introduction and a whole lot of nothing. Still afraid of what will come next.