The merchant joke story · 8:20pm Apr 13th, 2018
So on April 1st 2018 I wrote this but I believe that you can do better.
"let's get this over with, from the beginning" the therapist who was discord said to a shadowy figure.
"start?! I want to know when it ends! my job is fun and all but even ponies crap! I mean people like me I get bored. You know what 'The merchant' is a fitting title for me now then it ever. that I haven't been called my birth name in so long, I have forgot my true name. I have been paying an astounding debt I probably never be able to pay back. Because until they are not anymore idiots like me longing to be with them or they choose me to take their place or I'm feeling jerky that day. then end only then my debt is paid in full. Which is uh never." the mercant said.
"hush now, I kept my end of the bargain you must do the same. Don't blame me for my decption " discord said sounding like a mother scolding a kid who got their hand stuck in the jar of cookies.
"what no way, if I remember that it was you not holding my bargon, now I go back home for a couple minutes to send a smuck to Equestria... in all my life not once they switch with me. I have to Go back to my Equestria which is super boring because it's just only us in that universe. So yeah I'm mad, but you know what discord I would of have keep my promise in that bargon and you had to be the jerk that played by its own rules. " the mercant said then continued "I have to go discord, another human wanting to visit Equestria.. I hope your happy. "
The end
