This is a thing. · 5:12am Apr 8th, 2018
_____Scene: In an advanced society of... ponies (plus humans) and shit... they have rebuilt a critically injured man. Faster, stronger... laser eyes. Maybe.
_____The group of ponies and humans watched behind the glass as a scientist, flanked by other colleagues, turned on the lights in the room, revealing a robotic figure strapped to a table.
_____"Nathaniel Cortez," one pony scientist said, "a monster hunter who was grievously injured in the line of duty when he helped kill a fire wyrm, which tend to explode on death. When magic, human or pony, couldn't save him, for some reason, he was brought to us. We managed to rebuild his body and get rid of the parts that he wasn't going to be able to use anymore."
_____"Is there a reason why he's being kept in the most secure and durable part of this entire facility?" someone asked.
_____"Oh, he's perfectly harmless. He's just here just in case he blows up. For like, no reason." The pony pulled out a remote and pushed a button, Nathaniel's eyes slowly opened. "Nathaniel?" he asked. "Do you feel alright? No pain or discomfort?" The cyborg's eyes slowly fixed themselves on the pony and he nodded slowly. "Good. Now, I'd like to—"
_____Nathaniel felt a sudden grip of terror when he realized something was missing. "DIIIIICK!" he shouted, in a panic.
_____"Oh, God!" a man exclaimed. "Did someone set his volume to maximum on accident?"
_____The scientist pony tried to get ahold of the situation. "I'm sorry what did you say?"
_____"WHERE'S MA DIIIIIIICK!?"
_____...I was bored.
