Attack of the cute, mane 6/CMC · 1:41pm Mar 23rd, 2018
It’s returned, and I’m going to limit myself to one pic per pony this time.
Hopefully.
Also, not all of these will be show accurate. Some of them I found adorable beyond description.
Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.
It’s returned, and I’m going to limit myself to one pic per pony this time.
Hopefully.
Also, not all of these will be show accurate. Some of them I found adorable beyond description.
Cuteness overload! *BOOM*
Commander Troi: I sense light hearted presence, very adorable. But it's intent is to bombard us.
Captain Picard: Shields
Lieu.Data: Shields up
*Boom* *Boom*
Data: Captain, the cuteness is too powerful, a couple more shot
Cpt. Picard: Warp out as soon as possible
Lieu. Data: I can't
Cpt Picard: Why not?
Lieu. Data: We seem to be captured in a gravitational field of some sort.
Commander Riker: It seems that attraction of the cuteness is pulling us in.
Cpt Picard: Destroy it now!
Lieutenant whorf: Captain, the cuteness interference has somehow disabled our weapon system
A pink lighting bolt threw Whorf across the room
Cpt. Picard: Troi, can you establish a connection
Commander Troi: I can try
She pressed her temples with her finger
Troi: I sense a powerful presence, it's overwhelming...
VROOooOO~~~
Commander Troi: OH MY F*****G GOD, IT'S SO F*****G ADORABLE!
Picard: Language!
Lieu. Data: You know, I find it fascinating that cultures prohibited words---
Cpt: Shut up Data!
Pink lightning struck the Android and short-circuited, he facepalmed on the panel
Cpt. Picard: Thank heavens for that. Troi, what's taking it so long!
Commander Troi moans from the euphoral, gripping the chair from the agonizing pleasure
Commander Troi: Oh, I feel like I'm gonna orgasm, I'm about to--to---
She fainted.
Cpt. Picard: Status report... Data? Oh, I forgot. Riker, auxiliary power?
Commander Riker: Yeah, sir, we're dead.
The Enterprise exploded.
And that's how my heart exploded.
DX bleah