Crap I won't put on my main account

Sunset strode through the halls of this mysterious new place. An institute of learning, quite clearly. A grumble told her that her strange, apelike (evolving from apes? Bizarre!) stomach needed to eat. This species probably ate bananas or something.

Unfortunately, she had no money. A group of males had congregated around a bench, deep in conversation. (How she knew their gender she couldn't say).

She cleared her throat. "I'll suck your dick for some food."

Their heads shot up. She smirked. Her body must be an attractive one.

The blue-haired male's jaw worked up and down. "You could just, like, ask for change. Or wait for lunch."

"I'm not a beggar. And I'm hungry now."

"You're not a beggar, but you're a prostitute?"

She shrugged. "What's wrong with being a prostitute? Honorable profession."

The male nearly choked. "Um, it's illegal!"

"Really?" What a prudish society. "Well, I wouldn't know. I'm actually a Unicorn from a kingdom of Ponies."

The male took her, very gently, by the shoulders. "Yeah, we're going to the school nurse."

Sunset just followed him. "I'm still hungry."

"We'll get lunch after."

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[Sudrian Engineer]

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