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I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

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  • 10 weeks

    Had a weird dream where Candy Mare was meticulously making these caramel fudge cookies, just drizzling layer after layer of caramel and fudge and for some reason it was low key the most sinister thing in the world. Like, it went beyond merely foreboding and was outright harrowing. There were these solid black things crowded around her just giggling away as she made these baleful no-bake cookies.

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  • 32 weeks

    The official end of Spooky Time and the start of Xmas Time in the U.S. (Yes, there have been 'holiday' decorations up since before Halloween, shhhh.)

    As everyone gathers together to slather gravy on burnt bird meat, I can't help but giggle manically about things that are yet to come.

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  • 37 weeks
    The Curse of the Candy Cult

    Been long enough since this was published I thought I'd talk about this story now. For those who haven't read it yet or who are still in the process of reading, there will be spoilers, so if that's something you care about just come back and read this blog post later if you are interested.

    The Start

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  • 38 weeks

    That feel when somebody blocks you because they were misrepresenting your work as a plagiarization of another work and they claimed you were trying to 'pick a fight' when all you were doing was pointing out how neither works have anything in common beyond a single characters name, and even that only partially.

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  • 88 weeks
    The Candy Mare Challenge

    I have no idea how widespread this is, but apparently some kids are daring each other to stand in front of a mirror and say 'Candy Mare' five times in the dark.

    Apparently if you do she shows up and eats you.

    First off, if you aren't in your teens you probably shouldn't know what the Candy Mare is.

    But this is too fricken adorable!

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Ouija (incomplete) · 1:36am Mar 9th, 2018

Another unfinished story. This one is a little simpler to explain as I just really loved the two images that xxmarkingxx did with Apple Bloom playing with a Ouija board.

I had a lot of of fun coming up with a back story for those images (even though I kept spelling it quija for some reason.) Unfortunately someone else beat me to the punch in writing a story for this, and even though I still thought the story I had come up with was going to be sufficiently different that it would still be worth writing, I pretty much lost all motivation to finish it.

It's a shame too, because there was this whole thing that was going to have to do with shadow people and the Hollow Shades.

Eh well...maybe I'll finish it someday.

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Comments ( 1 )

if i learned something from reading is that if you fell lost in your story, grab your most cherish OC and put it in the story so you won't be so lost
this being said i think candy can go a little of her trail to help shape your last two stories

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