Well, you've been Featured, now what? · 12:20pm Mar 8th, 2018
I'm retiring from Fimfiction. I've achieved my career goal and all ongoing stories will now be can-
You do realise it's not April 1st yet, right?
Fuck. Hey, how did you get here? This isn't a story!
You really shouldn't leave the fourth wall open after breaking it. Leads to a lot of metaphysical discovery. Why did you even write that fourth wall break?
I thought it was funny? You do know this is a blog post, right?
Duh. Get back to writing Glimmer Fortress, you fuck.
Well, maybe I wanted to take a few days off after writing Fluttershy Kicks Puppies!
Well maybe you should get off your ass and get on with the shit you're writing.
Wait... You're the Glimmer Fortress Starlight, right?
No shit. How did you think I got here when none of your other stories have glaring fourth wall breaks left broken.
... Magi-
You say magic and I'll ensure that I'll break a second fourth wall to fucking murder you.
Aight, aight. What do you want then, you crazy merc bitch?
Close the fourth wall in Glimmer Fortress before it goes full Doki Doki. And judging by this conversation, you couldn't write a decent fourth wall joke, never mind an entire arc based on metaphysical tropes and the characters you wrote rising up against you.
Alright then. Does that mean you can fuck off now?
Sure. I probably made this tolerable for your readers. Have fun justifying your lack of fourth wall!~
So uh, where was I?
You were going to go and lie to your readership about being productive.
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Yeah, think I need to work on that fourth wall.
