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  • Friday
    Einhander's "Royals" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Today's story is a rarity: a rich romance between an unexpected pair.

    [Romance] [Sad] [Slice of Life] • 14,210 words

    Rarity always wanted to be Lady Rarity. Over time, it became more clear it was not meant to be. But she's fine, she's got a successful business in Ponyville, her fashion line showing in Manehattan and she has her friends, even if most of them are moving on with their lives. A prince sweeping her off her hooves was just not meant to be.

    So how in Equestria did she end up on a date with the richest pony in town?

    Confusion, feelings and wine mix for a potentially explosive, heartwarming (or rending?) evening, along with a pinch of generosity.

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    2 comments · 780 views
  • 1 week
    brokenimage321's "Celestia XVII" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    The crowning achievement of today's story is a look at some royal growing pains.

    Celestia XVII
    [Drama] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe] • 56,413 words

    Being seventeen is hard — especially if you happen to be a Princess.

    I'm Princess Celestia, but everyone calls me Cece. My life has been crazier than normal lately — my big brother Blueblood is a selfish jerk, my best friend Twilight just moved away to Ponyville, and, oh yeah — Nightmare Moon turned out to be my long-lost somethingth-Great Aunt, Princess Luna. No biggie.

    But, no matter how my life is going, I'm still Princess. I've gotta keep it together. Somehow. I can make it at least until the Grand Galloping Gala in a month-and-a-half ... right?

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    8 comments · 2,055 views
  • 2 weeks
    Metool Bard's "The Truth Hurts" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    With today's story, idol hooves are the devil's workshop.

    The Truth Hurts
    [Dark] [Sad] [Slice of Life] • 4,914 words

    Lightning Dust has been in a bit of a rut ever since getting kicked out of the Wonderbolt Academy. Day after day, she's been sticking to a strict exercise regimen under the guidance of Cloudsdale's premier personal trainer, Haymaker. Her hope is that she'll unlock her true potential and show Haymaker how awesome she is, thus prompting him to use his connections to get her back into the Wonderbolts. No matter how many times Haymaker tells her it's impossible, Lightning simply refuses to listen.

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    11 comments · 1,474 views
  • 3 weeks
    Phaoray's "Complex Apartments" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Today's story drives home the difficulties of odd roommate choices.

    Complex Apartments
    [Equestria Girls] [Drama] [Romance] [Sad] • 9,829 words

    Choosing an apartment to live in is important and requires good planning. Location, needs, cost, a lot must be taken into account when looking.

    One girl looks to her animals and peace, hoping to have a quiet, fun time with her friends as she goes through high school. For her, the apartment is cheap, comfortable, allows pets, and is close to school. Perfect!

    The other is looking to take over a high school, enslave everyone inside, and bring war to another dimension all in the name of proving her mentor wrong. A small, cheap apartment near the school to plan in is all she needs.

    Fluttershy really should have met the neighbors before signing her lease...

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    4 comments · 1,947 views
  • 4 weeks
    Minds Eye's "Extra Sprinkles" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Donut skip today's story.

    Extra Sprinkles
    [Slice of Life] • 2,801 words

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    4 comments · 1,674 views
  • 5 weeks
    AdmiralTigerclaw's "Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Lone Ranger" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Today's story arrives from the past to look at the future.

    Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Lone Ranger
    [Adventure] [Sci-Fi] [Human] • 66,605 words

    The star system Omega Centauri was just another oddity on a map to scientists in the not too distant future. However when they found the star was orbiting an earth-sized, earth-like planet instead of a black hole as its motion had suggested, a mission was scrambled to investigate this most unusual of celestial behaviors.

    Hamstrung by politics, and nearly crippled before it began, the 'Lone Ranger' mission was reduced to just one crew member and left to his own devices.

    These are the logs of Arrow 18 and its lone commander. This information is classified TOP SECRET by the Global Space Agency.

    Do NOT tell the princess.

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    35 comments · 2,563 views
  • 6 weeks
    Cyrano's "Suns and Roses" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Put your hands in the air for today's story.

    Suns and Roses
    [Equestria Girls] [Romance] [Dark] [Tragedy] [Alternate Universe] • 10,907 words

    The Crystal Mirror brought Sunset Shimmer not to the steps of Canterlot High, but to another world all together. She meets Roseluck, a prisoner in her own home trapped beneath the authoritarian rule of her father, and the two embark on a journey of love and bank robbing as they search for somewhere they can truly be free.

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    8 comments · 1,207 views
  • 7 weeks
    Aldrigold's "The Quiescence of the Crystal Empire" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Today's story is a blast from the past.

    The Quiescence of the Crystal Empire
    [Sad] • 2,569 words

    Before Twilight and her friends saved the Crystal Empire, its ruler had to watch it die. Long before she meets Shining Armor and Twilight, Cadence walks through her home for the last time.

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    1 comments · 1,353 views
  • 8 weeks
    alarajrogers' "Sleep While I Drive" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Today's story drives its characters to extremes.

    Sleep While I Drive
    [Dark] [Adventure] [Sad] [Sci-Fi] • 12,791 words

    Celestia and Discord, as teens, flee their destroyed homeworld to a new world promised by a letter from Luna. But Discord can't escape his nature, nor Celestia her memories. Being a chaos mage on a starliner is a death sentence, and yet, Discord has to keep using his mind-control powers to take Celestia's emotions away, at her request, because otherwise she wants to die. And Gray Celestia, the discorded Celestia with no emotions but the drive to protect herself and Discord, will do anything that needs to be done to save them both.

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    15 comments · 2,014 views
  • 9 weeks
    R5h's "Partyquest" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    You don't have to travel to a magical land of ponies to see greatness in today's story.

    [Adventure] [Comedy] • 11,594 words

    Pinkie has one month to throw a party that's out of this world. Which is exactly where she'll receive the training she needs.

    Can she brave the trials of artistic integrity, heavy rainfall, an actual literal gun, and thinking too hard about why she went to Equestria in the first place?

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    10 comments · 1,385 views

Author Interview » Norm De Plume's "As Horns and Halos Surround You" [Royal Canterlot Library] · 3:05pm March 2nd

(Ed. Note: This week, we say farewell to Chris, who has been with the Royal Canterlot Library since its inception, and give a big hello to FanOfMostEverything, who has some formidable horseshoes to fill!)

Give in to the temptation of reading today's story.

As Horns and Halos Surround You
[Slice of Life] • 4,809 words

Rarity’s little Temptation ends up on pins and needles. Literally.

With her shoulder-devil out of commission, other Temptations pop into her life to pick up the slack from their fallen sister.

FROM THE CURATORS: The recent "Make Rarity Not Garbage" contest produced quality stories up and down the line — such as this fun and imaginative romp, which finished outside the top three but caught our eyes with its creativity regardless.  "The big memorable thing here is obviously the concept," Soge said in his nomination.  "It's a fresh take on the idea of autonomous consciences, and one that feels distinctively pony — the kind of effortless worldbuilding that seemed to be more common during earlier seasons."  Others agreed: "The concept is so wonderful, it pretty much bulldozes all other considerations to the side," AugieDog said.  "What's here is great fun, though, and the characters are spot on."

A large part of that was the way the story used its premise to reflect on canon.  "I love how the little shoulder devils we meet reflect not only the characters but the Equestrian setting," AugieDog said.  "Yes, Twilight's Temptation keeps wanting her to make more use of her alicorn powers, but toward benevolent ends — or at least as benevolent as publishing academic papers can be — and Fluttershy's is still celebrating the way Fluttershy stood up for herself during 'Fame and Misfortune.'"  AugieDog wasn't the only one appreciating the way this story looked from a fresh angle at the characters we know and love.  "It is a very comfy kind of fic, but with enough substance to it to keep me interested," Soge said.  "It explores its theme admirably, and ends up making some really nice considerations about the Mane 6 and their lives."  And Horizon had similar praise: "The side characters stole the show.  I laughed out loud at the fate of Twilight's Temptation."

That entertainment value was one of our most frequent compliments.  "This was fun!" Present Perfect said.  "And it taught me that stories where what's metaphor for us is common reality for ponies are my favorite kind of ponyfic."  So it was a bonus pleasure to find the story not just entertaining but educational.  "Googling the story's subtitle taught me that little good and bad sprites like this are a part of the Islamic tradition," AugieDog said.  "The things one learns from reading Ponyfic!"

Read on for our author interview, in which Norm De Plume discusses equine homecomings, Canadian musicians, and scimitar-flinging fairies.

Give us the standard biography.

I’m 41, Canadian, and an original G1 fan.  8 years old, sitting there watching colourful ponies like Bow Tie, Firefly, Medley, Glory, and probably worrying my parents.  (“The boy’s watching girls’ shows!  Why does he want pony toys?”  Joke’s on them.  Now that I’m in my 40s, I have all the ponies I could ever need.)

I’ve been through a few fandoms.  Started off writing my own terrible stories in G1 from about ‘93-‘97, then moved to Sailor Moon fandom briefly.  I joined the anime multiverse for a few years, writing for a friends’ fanfic series that flung his own self-inserts around like chew toys.  Then, after college, I joined the Harry Potter fandom in 2004 just in time for the Goblet of Fire book markdown (Whee, 50% off!).  That lasted until 2011 when rumblings reached me of a new MLP series taking the internet by storm.  Once I saw it, I knew I had to come home again.

How did you come up with your handle/penname?

It comes from Lorne Elliott, a Canadian folk musician, standup comedian, radio host, and rival to Adagio Dazzle for wildest hair.  He once joked that his pen name would either be Norm De Plume, or B.S. Elliott.

Who's your favorite pony?

Applejack!  It did my heart good to see her in G4, but she was there mostly because her and Spike’s trademarks were the only ones Hasbro hadn’t somehow lost over the last 30 years.  It took me a couple episodes to get used to the ack-cent.  And the *hat*.

Now, I say Applejack is Best Pony, but who do I write most often?  Rarity.  Rarity is so different from Best Pony, it’s comical how often I do fics with her.  I can’t help it.  Rarity’s the one who steps out for new experiences, who doesn’t rely on routine or get caught in a rut (Applejack’s Day Off), and who pitches the most marvelous fits.

But I gave Applejack Fancy Pants to date, to love, and to move in with.  That means I love her the most.

What's your favorite episode?

At the moment?  “Rock Solid Friendship”.  I appreciate Maudelina Daisy Pie more here than I do in any of her other episodes.  Although once the show makes a Limestone Dirtnap Pie episode, that will take over top spot.

What do you get from the show?

A connection to my first fandom.  I wrote G1 fanfic back in the mid-90s in high school, before the internet was invented.  Twin red and black unicorn OCs along with my super-powered humanized self-insert.  Dear God, I was such a teenager.  

Now, 7 seasons later?  I get the joy of watching fanfic writers get Jossed with each new episode.

What do you want from life?

Chacun a son goût.  (Hey, lots of people would like to see me be more bilingual.  Don’t know what their problem is, since I already speak French twice a year.)

I’m a collector.  That’s a dangerous thing.  What we want most is what’s next on the list, that piece that *isn’t* in your collection but you know is out there.  This is followed closely by the hope that when you’re all done collecting, someone else will take all this crap off your hands for more than you originally paid.

Why do you write?

If I didn’t write, I’d be an editor.  Writing is preferable because at least I can yell at myself for the crap I come up with.  When I yell at other writers, it doesn’t go so well.

What advice do you have for the authors out there?

After 222 RCL posts, there isn’t much I can say that previous honorees haven’t covered.  Other than “Don’t listen to me, I’m an idiot and a hypocrite” (See above: yelling at other writers).

Still, if you insist, and if you take writing fanfiction seriously (although not to the point where you are ‘Writing’), don’t rest on your successes.  Because you will go back to that success in a month or two, and immediately every flaw and bad word choice will smack you in the face.  You will want to fix everything right then and there.

Remember that feeling and put it towards your next effort.

And for God’s sake, be original.  Safe, tried, and easy will get you popularity, but fame is fleeting.  Pride and a sense of accomplishment will go much, much farther.

What inspired “As Horns and Halos Surround You”?

I’d saved this idea for a special situation, and the “Make Rarity Not Garbage” contest run by The Barcast team was ideal.  I like shoulder angel/devils overall.  Kronk’s from The Emperor’s New Groove, Good Excel blowing away Bad Excel and being arrested by Police Officer Excel from Excel Saga, etc.

There’s a sort of expectancy that, if one appears, the other is close behind, because there’s balance.  So what if illness meant a shoulder devil didn’t show up one day?

The original inspiration was a ASMR video where a woman doctor produced a Conscience and Temptation from the viewer’s ears (not seen on screen), but the thought that they were part of a physical, medical procedure, originally struck me as a starting point.

My first concepts rarely reach fruition in their original form, and while I pinged various “Critter combos” with other fic writers, the story took shape where Rarity received a loan of other Temptations.  The first draft felt like a bunch of “Here’s Rarity’s next friend’s devil, doing things she doesn’t agree with!” and it was only when I envisioned the shoulder critters as a union executive that the final product made some sense.

Why make the various Temptations we meet here not as wicked as the traditional “devil on the shoulder” we’ve seen for so long in cartoons?

Ponies are way higher on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs.  They pretty much start with ‘self-actualization’, as their full potential is embodied in a cutie mark.  The Mane 6 might even have reached self-transcendence, giving themselves to Equestria as Elements of Harmony.  Now how do you disrupt that?  I mean, obviously, you can, but I believe ponies are meant to be happy, so they’ve done a fairly good job at wearing down the diabolical schemes of their Temptations.

As Cold in Gardez said in Completely Safe In The Reference Section, ““Applejack is a complex pony with a wide range of interests and characteristics, Rainbow. Not only is Honesty her Element and primary value, but she is also a loving, hardworking and determined mare.“  The most temptation she’s succumbed to is kicking a snoozing Rainbow Dash out of her apple tree.

Temptations have their pony’s best interests at heart, to the exclusion of all others, and if they’re to keep their ponies happy, they must adjust their missions somewhat.  Also, herd animals tend to be more aware of the other members, so Temptations can’t cause too much trouble, or you’re no longer part of the herd.

Were you familiar with the Islamic concept of the Kiraman Katibin before writing the story?

I was not aware of their origin before I began my research.  But naturally, the Noble Writers are Islamic, the angels who record the deeds of man to report to Allah.  Looks like the West went “Hey, yeah, good idea.  Let’s tweak that a little.”

The pony versions don’t report to any higher authority other than their executive councils.  The councils are voted on, and Honorable Recorders do get a day off to cast their ballots.  It’s when most pitchfork mixups happen, in the voting booth.

Have you considered putting together more Tales of the Noble Recorders?

The possibilities are endless, I admit.  Zealous Sparkle alone, the 2nd Temptation of Twilight Sparkle, is a pony I’d love to take a deeper look at.  Or maybe the Pie Family Recorders.

At the same time, I hate sequels (says the man who spent 20 months finishing the final third of a trilogy with Sirens, only to need an epilogue to wrap it all together. x.x) and who knows what I’ll do next.  

My main goal is originality, even when I’m flailing around knee-deep in 15K+ words of clop, and it’s hard to act like a movie studio and go back to ‘tried, tested, and true.’

Although if I did come back to the Recorders, I could commission more lovely critter art from JennDyLyon. :D

Is there anything else you'd like to add?

Looking back at it, I’m surprised no one wondered just how Twilight procured a second Temptation.  If Honorable Recorders come in pairs, where’s the other Conscience that should be with that Temptation?  Do Temptations change appearance to match their pony if they get reassigned?  Or does one have to wait until a new Recorder is born/comes along on a baby’s laugh, like the Disney Fairies of Pixie Hollow?

[Offhand, Disney Fairies are tiny badasses.  Go watch The Pirate Fairy and or Legend of the Neverbeast, even the Pixie Hollow Games.  Zarina is a few inches tall, but can hold her own duelling Captain Hook in his prime and fling full-sized scimitars through solid oak.  Bad. Ass.]

You can read As Horns and Halos Surround You at Read more interviews right here at the Royal Canterlot Library, or suggest stories for us to feature at our Fimfiction group.

Comments ( 10 )

Welcome, FanOfMostEverything

Bye Chris! Safe travels!

Fantastic clop author, one of the best on the site. Won't see that in an RCL nomination though.

What happened to Chris?

I always get so hype for Norm's stuff, and always without a clue as to what it will be. This is rare fic that goes on the fav shelf and gets a reread

Hot dog! Congratulations, Norm! :yay:

I've known Norm's work for quite some time, originally discovering his fic "A Rare Moment of Siren-ity" and from then on, I was hooked.

Norm has a way of weaving a tale by showing, not telling. Moreover, he's very creative in his execution as well as his ideas. Once he's captured a unique concept he truly believes in, he's not afraid to roll it around and polish it to create an exciting gem. The persistence truly shows, as he's able to sculpt a story around such innovative pairings and situations, such as in "Take With Food", the more risque "Apple Fancier" and of course, the adorable story showcased in this article, "As Horns and Halos Surround You". Admittedly, there were times when I was a little skeptical of an idea, such as Tree Hugger's presence in his latest, "So-Not-A Shy Girl After All". But as you read on, the idea makes so much sense, it becomes difficult to imagine the story without that special element! So hats off to you, good sir :yay:

What's refreshing is that Norm doesn't just write one type of fic. Though clop is his specialty, he's capable of stepping outside of that realm and weaving other types of tales as well. From his saucy fics to the Norm-al, Mr. de-Plume makes the extra effort by adding a nice dose of Slice-of-Life in the mix to give these characters some added depth, enhancing their personalities and actually giving a damn about the subject matter to create a very unique and refreshing experience unfound anywhere else on this site.

He's written a lot of stories but for me, "A Rare Moment of Siren-ity" will always have a special place in my heart as it was the first clop fic I was brave enough to plunge into. And quite frankly, the execution has spoiled me :raritywink:

Congratulations, Norm-de-Plume! This honorable mention is very well-deserved and I look forward to reading any new stories you've got cooking up inside that crazy yet wonderful mind of yours :twilightsmile:

Author Interviewer

We don't actually know, beyond unspecified personal issues keeping him from devoting as much time to pony stuff as he used to. I suppose if he decides to disclose the reason for his decrease in activity, he'll do so on his blog.

This was a great story, and I'm pleased to see it get a little additional press with an RCL post.

Chris is leaving? Damn, I'm sorry to hear that. I still look on his review of my story as a point of great pride, and his work around here has been a great help in developing my skill as a writer. Best of luck, friend.

Anyways, congratulations to Norm de Plumes for the feature! I haven't had the privilege of reading your work yet, but this synopsis is interesting enough that I might just change that.

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