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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Feb
28th
2018

The March 2018 Patreon Story Poll · 6:53am Feb 28th, 2018

In case you guys haven't seen my previous blog post, I just made my official Patreon Page the other day. By becoming a patron, fans will be able to get early access to upcoming stories, contribute to a collaborative fic project I'm doing called Many Short Stories of Equestria, submit entries for story polls, or even receive personal stories! All of these tiers will help me greatly in supporting myself and my boyfriend, and ensure that my writing can improve over time.

So with that being said, I have several stories up for voting on Patreon, which can be chosen by anyone who contributes to any of my tiers. So if you're interested, here are the stories up for consideration for this month:

Story #1: Sharing Some Oak
Big Macintosh cared for his marefriend Sugar Belle a lot. Like, a lot, a lot. However, there's only so much a mare can provide before a stallion wants something more... masculine. Fortunately, it seemed that after his cousin Braeburn befriended an old family friend in a rather peculiar way, he was more than open to letting Mac join in discretely. And even more fortunate than that, Burnt Oak wasn't against having two Apples having some fun on his behalf.

Story #2: Reclaiming His Rightful Place
Sombra may have not been a King anymore, but he was still grateful to be living under Shining and Cadance's guardianship in the Crystal Castle for his reformation. He was even more grateful when they were so forgiving for his occasional anger issues, knowing he wasn’t used to having no power anymore. However, the former Tyrant began to realize that the Royal Couple’s relationship was rather… unique, to put it lightly. It also seemed that their liking to him was a bit unusual as well. He had his assumptions that the two may have been an open couple, but nothing could’ve prepared him for what the two had in store when they invited him to their room one night…

Story #3: A Unique Illustration
This story is set some time after Embracing Your Desires. Shining had gotten used to his lingering feelings for such a taboo interest, and was fortunate that Princess Luna had kept her word in keeping Cadance from learning his interests. However, a stallion could only have the same wet dreams repeatedly until wanting something more substantial. Fortunately, the Prince was able to learn about The Haycartes Method from Twilight and Moondancer. And as luck would have it, the Crystal Empire Library happened to have many books in their hidden archives about the illustrious King himself. Many of which with…detailedrenderings.

Story #4: A Misty Appreciation
Several months had passed since the Pillars were released from Limbo, and it seemed that all of them were growing used to modern Equestrian society. And as luck would have it, the Pillars have also been able to befriend the Elements of Harmony during those months. Obviously, Rarity had taken a strong liking to Mist Mane, the mare who she admired for so long as a young filly. However, it seemed that Mist Mane hadn't noticed how unique her new friend's admiration went. Rarity may have been a prim, proper mare with exquisite tastes, but she saw Mist Mane like she would a fine wine: aged to vintage perfection. And after an especially fun night out, the younger unicorn was determined to let her know that.

Story #5: Spike Visits the Gryphon Team
Set in the universe of Chronicles of a Sluttified Spike, the drake was upset to learn that his antics couldn’t be tolerated during the Equestria Games in The Crystal Empire. Since so many highly-esteemed figures from all over the world were in attendance, Twilight and the other Princess made it explicitly clear to the dragon that he couldn’t indulge in any lewd happenings with any pony during the course of the games.
Of course, Spike was just as clever as he was naughty. He may have agreed to their rule, but only because they only specified he couldn’t try to solicit ponies. And as luck would have it, the slutty drake happened to know that the Gryphon Kingdom athletes were rather pent-up in their locker room…


Okay, those are the stories up for the poll this month! And just know that higher patrons will be able to submit their own story prompts for future polls (with approval by myself, of course). So if you're interested, then hit up my page and help make this project a success!

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