Guys I think a have a problem. · 1:32am Feb 19th, 2018
There’s a beanis shaped hole in my brain that’ll never fill up.
May god have mercy on me, I saw the special and thought “well this is nice but how can I fit it into my crazy verse”.
Well, here it is, and may god have mercy on meI hope you enjoy it.
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(looks at the feature box, and this blog)
...well, I guess it's down to me.
But you killed him.
Probably with a beanis, too.
I would think that the solution to that problem would be obvious.
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Go ahead and win Wallflower. We’re all waiting for you.
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This is true.
Not even God could resist the might of the beanis.
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Solution is in action as far as I can tell.
We crave more beanis stories. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BEANIS!
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The Book of Beanis needs many chapters. You know your duty.
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Don’t worry, I’ll carry this torch until the end.
I'll fill your brain hole
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Is it a beanis torch?
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I’ll fill your whole brain.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Of course it is. What else would it be?
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A glowing, luminescent beanis.
...Surely those have made their way into beanis canon?
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Not yet, but now the wheels are spinning...
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Glowing beanis wheels.
If you don't write this, I will.
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Trixie does not trust...
... the heck is that?
Oh, did you want to help test?
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I have no issue with that.
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Her wagon has wheels. Everything is a lie.
What’s a beanis?
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It’s a penis made of bean paste.
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Oh... wow, okay. Very interesting?
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I apparently think so, much to my chagrin.
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Can you eat that?
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…you can consume the bean jizz for sustenance.
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I'm starving and I'm still not hungry enough to eat that.
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Then you're not ready for all that is Majin Syeekoh. Please take your still salvageable soul and flee for your eternal salvation.
We are already too far gone for that
Goddamn it, Syeekoh.
(And yes, that was literally my first thought upon seeing this in my feed. Exact words and everything)
Welp, new thing to read, I guess.
No offense.
Buuuuuuuut. You're all perverted and gross. Especially if ye encourage a bean dildo!
Have a nice day. ;)