• Member Since 14th Jan, 2012
  • offline last seen Monday

MrNumbers


Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

More Blog Posts335

  • 16 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
    1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures?
    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

    Read More

    10 comments · 490 views
  • 22 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

    Read More

    2 comments · 574 views
  • 24 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

    Read More

    5 comments · 576 views
  • 27 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

    Read More

    19 comments · 763 views
  • 36 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

    Read More

    6 comments · 790 views
Feb
7th
2018

Wholesome Rage: Black Mirror Season 4 · 9:04am Feb 7th, 2018

This week's article on how Black Mirror compromised its philosophy in the last season, and exactly why that previous philosophy was so successful

To those who don't click through:

It’s at this point that I’d like to advertise a new feature of commission I’m offering.

$8 an hour, and I’ll watchanything, anything you make me.

This list of requests so far includes the entire original Sailor Moon, and Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd century.

If you want me to have a pop culture awareness I am otherwise not going to expose myself to, and maybe form a cogent opinion on it… or just enjoy seeing nerd rage, or making me suffer, it’s now dirt cheap to do so.

Report MrNumbers · 522 views · #WholesomeRage #WWBP
Comments ( 10 )

Can we get that Apple script?

I'll pay you to watch something that you dislike. It doesn't matter what it is, it only has to be something that you dislike.

4791893
oh my god why

I would pay you to watch Stargate but there's the movie, 10 season TV Series, 5 season spin off,. 2 Direct-to-DVD movies, and 2 seasons of another spin off. I don't think I have enough money for that.

4793139
Sure! I'll go from its estimated playtime

4793173

I mean if you want me to legally obtain it I guess

Ooh yeah, I used to love Sherlock Holmes of the 22nd Century. You gonna livestream that?

Login or register to comment