Feb
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Uuuuugh · 3:32pm Feb 3rd, 2018
My neck hurts from being forced into uncomfortable positions last night.
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The Crazy Cazadore · 376 views
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The Crazy Cazadore
Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?
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4788559
Not what I meant... my dog was laying down on me so. Couldn't move or get comfy...
4788564
I know you know what I mean, I am a virgin still
4789151
I don't have a boyfriend either
4789154
No I killed him
4789163
No I love me dog I killed the guy who tried to be my boyfriend and wouldn't stop annoying me
4789166
No, he was a spam bot.
4789644
No, and my standards are human level A.I or higher
4789652
No. None of this is related or funny.
4790092
Well your a caveman so it would be funny to you, cannibal
4790687
Well you failed utterly, I cause suffering I don't do it
4790706
Oh so your last name is tucker?
4791184
Oh, well tucker also means he tormentor. Also you have my last name as a middle name interesting.
4791236
No I work alone, now get on the table so I can strap you into one of many torture machines in one of many torture citadels in one of many solar systems and galaxies and universes they reside in.
4791461
sure fucker
4791584
Oh you only get this injection that contains the disease of pain. It makes you feel every possible, impossible, imaginable, unimaginable, unorthodox, and utter nonsensical pain amplified by 2057. Did I mention its felt in every cell of your body?
4792050
You stupid? This literally forces you to feel it. Theirs no way to not be traumatized. I checked.
4792056
*straps you down injects you and you start to wiggle and jitter uncontrollably blacking out into the deepest parts of your mind and you awaken seven years later after the cure has been administered*
4792062
i had to rebuild your whole body and provide false memories because your body disintegrated itself. technically your dead but your new body was enchanted with your soul and given false memories
4792315
It took me seven years to fix you. NO
4792749
FINE!!! *Straps you down and removes your memories of the disease and rips off one of your arms and removes your memory of that and tells you you were in a really bad car crash and you believe it*
4792756
*turns you off and reprograms your brain to be more normal less barbaric and a lot more intelligent* "you do know that pain is pain and no one reacts like that? If you get your arm ripped off and your a masochist sure you'll like it but pain still feels a bit egh and your gonna be screaming or something still. That right their is just blind stupidity"
4792770
Their that's much better, *rips your arm off again* you may be asking why your arms are growing back, well that's because you attached to a medical machine pumping growth and shit to your arm.
4792773
OK by, *throws you in a box and launches you into the sun*
4797909
Can't hear you over the crackling of your incinerating body.
4797913
Sorry didn't catch that since your lungs and pharynix were incinerated.
4797922
I don't have kidneys. And I'm a biologically enhanced cyborg cazadore. That didn't even pierce my carapace *stings you and walks away as you melt alive while rising from poison*
4797927
*adamantium katana melts* err, I forgot I made you acid resistant and some what poison resistant when I remade your body... But it still melts basically everything. Theirs a reason gods and beings higher than them call my poison unyielding death. Also you have ten minutes to live if I don't inject an anti toxin Into you.